Copy that, I'll start right away.
1st Granite: Within 15 seconds of me unpausing the game, a lagre cavern is discovered.
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I designate a stairway down into the cave.
5th Granite: The Pointy Gems have finished exploring the cavern, finding no horrific inconquerable beasts of ancient times, only loads of trees and loads stone and loads of gems and loads of metal.
6th Granite: A bunch of Skeletal Bugbats appeared and were promptly smashed to pieces. Also "I Just Lost The Game".
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7th-10th Slate: Migrants! A High Master Bowyer with some fighting skills, a Hunter, a High Master Cheese Maker who is also a talented cook, a useless peasant, a siege operator, a miner, a leatherworker, a cheese maker/fisherdwarf, two smiths(One has Novice Crutch-walking. Does this mean he can equip a crutch?), a siege engineer, a trapper, three surgeons, one with some fighting skills(medic?), an animal trainer, a clothier, a lye maker, and a planter.
12th Slate: I find a huge amount of seeds and spawns inside an elephant cage. The reason? The kennels had two "tame elephant" jobs on repeat.
18th Slate: Something very weird happens. A passageway, in which i have no designations or buildings, is suddenly opened and lets two forgotten beasts into the fort. Three dwarfs are killed by the salt dude, then he mysteriously disappears. And i mean it. He's gone. Like if he's left the map or something. The other beast seems scared of dwarfs, but I'm gonna wall him out anyway.
25th Slate: The second Forgotten Beast is killed by a member of the Constructive guilds(Marksdwarfs). One shot, I think. Only one beast remains now, and it seems rather shy. Unless Mr Salt decides to return, that is.