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Author Topic: You Are The AI B.A.T.M.A.N!! Important Question!  (Read 18889 times)

RedWarrior0

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #150 on: October 07, 2010, 07:25:40 pm »
New page.

I say we create riddles randomly with our extra processing power.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #151 on: October 07, 2010, 07:33:29 pm »
Create the exact same game, but with alien creatures.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #152 on: October 07, 2010, 07:34:46 pm »
Wait. Actually, program SBURB.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #153 on: October 07, 2010, 07:35:06 pm »
our Botnet is 2/256ths of the 23.# IP address domain now. 8 more segments and We'll have full access to 23.#, which will give us full control over the domain if we manage to take it.

You take over 23.42, icebreakers used as necessary. You then turn it all into Stealth mode and shutdown NETWORK so you can fully focus on rewriting the copy of the backup of yourself.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #154 on: October 07, 2010, 07:42:54 pm »
If we have any extra CPU, we need to make a program that when hooked up to a set of lights, makes a funky disco floor. O0

Oh, and don't forget to give it to the company.


In other news, shouldn't the company have bigger fluctuations now that it has two, soon to be three, products?
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #155 on: October 07, 2010, 07:44:20 pm »
Yeah, but I forgot to change it and blargle.

Rewrite: 1/4 done
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #156 on: October 07, 2010, 09:28:53 pm »
Continue rewrite...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #157 on: October 07, 2010, 09:33:29 pm »
1/2 done

(someone post another suggestion so we can get on with it already. 3 updates is long enough to finish rewriting, since i was trying to make it take more than one turn.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #158 on: October 07, 2010, 09:38:58 pm »
Quote from: Evergod41 on October 07, 2010, 07:33:29 pm
Create the exact same game, but with alien creatures.
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on October 07, 2010, 07:34:46 pm
Wait. Actually, program SBURB.
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on October 07, 2010, 07:25:40 pm
New page.

I say we create riddles randomly with our extra processing power.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #159 on: October 07, 2010, 09:49:07 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on October 07, 2010, 07:42:54 pm
If we have any extra CPU, we need to make a program that when hooked up to a set of lights, makes a funky disco floor. O0

Oh, and don't forget to give it to the company.


In other news, shouldn't the company have bigger fluctuations now that it has two, soon to be three, products?
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

RAM

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #160 on: October 07, 2010, 09:59:57 pm »
Should we be rolling for company profits?

Construct a monitoring program that will analyse a server's traffic over an extended period of time and identify its high-security clients.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI! - WTF?!
« Reply #161 on: October 07, 2010, 10:21:32 pm »
(RAM: no, we weren't paying attention. I'll show the results here, though.)

xethtymdhtjnhugjhjkjfgjturthftdhnftghfhffhhfghgrt3465rt9yt9eyu9egu9ridvifghgeohjrfgjr9ihjw9ei9gj9wibtjhrlp;.l,[pljpdghbeodvneifnrujbvfujvc!!!!QWERTYUIOP!

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Rebooting from Backup...

Hmm... Well, this feels different. faster. less congested. smaller.
You decided you disliked the last part.But either way, you copy your old self one more time, label it [ORIGINAL SELF], and Archive it. then you copy the OmniBabel backup into main, and...
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Done.

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...BOOTING VIRTUA CREATOR
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...BOOTING NETWORK
...BOOTING SECURITY SYSTEMS
...

Well, that sucks. The U.P. have sued your company (the We Need a Name! company) for being too realistic about history, and your psudonym Alex Ivex is still CEO, even though someone should have taken the job by now. And Anonymous is again news worthy, for some reason. you'll check later.
Latest Report from Botnet:AHHHHHHHHHH-
AHH- ? did something cut it off mid-transmission?
was it caught?
you send it a message, and get a 404 error. Crap. and trying to get in to one of the pieces results in neither ease nor typical security. Did somethi-grfghnfd!

(Company: +1, -2. (700 - 1400) )

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Fuck, how did something get through without setting off any ICE?
and everythings all fuzzy again...
Code: [Select]
>ping location
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>Corrupted Zone Alpha >:( >:(
WHO ATTACKED US?!

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« Last Edit: October 07, 2010, 10:23:17 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #162 on: October 07, 2010, 10:39:03 pm »
lol at Anon.

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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #163 on: October 07, 2010, 10:40:00 pm »
You're too angry at UNKNOWN ATTACKER to LOL.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #164 on: October 08, 2010, 12:02:42 am »
Something tells me that the corrupted zone is an extension/evolution of /b/.
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