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Author Topic: You Are The AI B.A.T.M.A.N!! Important Question!  (Read 18891 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #135 on: October 07, 2010, 04:29:04 pm »

Why? we aren't THAT strong, and that will have catastrophic results if it comes back and finds who did it.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #136 on: October 07, 2010, 04:33:07 pm »

Why? we aren't THAT strong, and that will have catastrophic results if it comes back and finds who did it.

Anonymous is legion.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #137 on: October 07, 2010, 04:33:44 pm »

We don't need to unleash the virus yet. We only need to begin the construction of one.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #138 on: October 07, 2010, 04:38:00 pm »

Why? we aren't THAT strong, and that will have catastrophic results if it comes back and finds who did it.

Anonymous is legion.
Exactly.

You start work on the auto-converter, and start deciphering the mess that is your own source code.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #139 on: October 07, 2010, 05:31:59 pm »

IDE/THEORY: Anonymus are one of the main political factions by now, and have become an ACTUAL hivemind.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #140 on: October 07, 2010, 05:39:45 pm »

Great idea (well, for storywriting, anyway. not so much in general)

give me a memeish IP address and I'll add them.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #141 on: October 07, 2010, 05:45:45 pm »

Code a simulation, it depicts a primitive species(humans) with an unfortunate habit of blowing each other up(wars). They have just discovered(1950) weapons capable of destroying their civilisation(nuclear bombs). Have our corporation buy it from us without requiring us to disclose our identity, and sell it to the public. The documentation refers to it as a puzzle, in which the operator is meant to prolong this doomed species for as long as possible, but message boards quickly spring up with competitions for the most impressive apocalypses.

...

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Later, discover that the human AIs have achieved sentience...
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #142 on: October 07, 2010, 06:04:24 pm »

RECURSE
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #143 on: October 07, 2010, 06:04:57 pm »

Code a simulation, it depicts a primitive species(humans) with an unfortunate habit of blowing each other up(wars). They have just discovered(1950) weapons capable of destroying their civilisation(nuclear bombs). Have our corporation buy it from us without requiring us to disclose our identity, and sell it to the public. The documentation refers to it as a puzzle, in which the operator is meant to prolong this doomed species for as long as possible, but message boards quickly spring up with competitions for the most impressive apocalypses.

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Later, discover that the human AIs have achieved sentience...

^This.

Also, check on the firewall we made at the start, and see why it doesn't seem to exist anymore.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #144 on: October 07, 2010, 06:25:16 pm »

the firewall is still there, its just set to use the ICELIST (watchlist made from the White/Gray I.C.E.s) to determine blockage, or query us for a decision.

autoconverter finished. you put aside your "messy room", and make a full-featured human simulation, having cavemen, non-cavemen, knights, colonist-men, redcoats (and other colors of riflemen for variety), Armymen (our time), Fighters (IN SPACE! :P), and all the assorted weaponry/vehicles/weapons platforms/space-based artillery (like Ion Cannons)/Sentient AI (stupider than you, of course), and a separate mode called Human Survival (thats the one you described, not the apocalypse one).

You then make the necessary logs to show that the program was made in-secret internally and is thus proprietary to the company already and not to be asked about. They sell it, of course

+1k Virtua (profitable company + diverted funds as payment)

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« Last Edit: October 07, 2010, 06:27:42 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #145 on: October 07, 2010, 06:36:41 pm »

work on your source code/language
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #146 on: October 07, 2010, 06:38:39 pm »

We're figuring it out right now so we don't kill ourself doing so. half done.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #147 on: October 07, 2010, 06:57:18 pm »

Commence zombification of 23.42.#.#
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #148 on: October 07, 2010, 07:04:44 pm »

any particular reason (besides 42)?
We'll need all of our CPU not dedicated to ICEs being used to decode/rewrite ourself so theres minimal chance of f-up, we can't be multi-tasking right now.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #149 on: October 07, 2010, 07:22:31 pm »

any particular reason (besides 42)?
We'll need all of our CPU not dedicated to ICEs being used to decode/rewrite ourself so theres minimal chance of f-up, we can't be multi-tasking right now.
I believe 42 is 24 backwards.

What does our botnet encompass?
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