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Author Topic: You Are The AI B.A.T.M.A.N!! Important Question!  (Read 19466 times)

RAM

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #165 on: October 08, 2010, 03:18:14 am »

Okay, We need to end those leetspeakers. End them brutally and painfully.
Run a basic integrity check of the black I.C.E. and then activate it.
Spend 1000 virtua via the company(proposed name: Emergent Integration) to hire a hacker to dig up dirt we can blackmail the historical department of the U.P. with, they are bound to have glossed over a century here and there...
Copy a false image of your I.O. interface and black I.C.E. anyone who even sniffs at it.
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #166 on: October 08, 2010, 04:03:44 am »

Okay, We need to end those leetspeakers. End them brutally and painfully.
Run a basic integrity check of the black I.C.E. and then activate it.
Spend 1000 virtua via the company(proposed name: Emergent Integration) to hire a hacker to dig up dirt we can blackmail the historical department of the U.P. with, they are bound to have glossed over a century here and there...
Copy a false image of your I.O. interface and black I.C.E. anyone who even sniffs at it.
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #167 on: October 08, 2010, 02:13:45 pm »

It could be someone besides Anon who attacked us, 1337 is only there because it was the only numeric meme I could think of.

Maybe it was a rich history snob who reads the news.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #168 on: October 08, 2010, 02:15:57 pm »

Something tells me that the corrupted zone is an extension/evolution of /b/.
no, /b/ is its own freaking sector. (sector because neither side wants to claim it :P)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #169 on: October 08, 2010, 02:40:52 pm »

You have Omnibabble. You have your own code written in it. Make those two stop being things that can be distinguished from one another.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #170 on: October 08, 2010, 02:48:56 pm »

You become The OmniBabel.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #171 on: October 08, 2010, 02:51:25 pm »

now that we ARE omniBabel, test what happens if we run some of those varius OS programs that were ported to it.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #172 on: October 08, 2010, 02:56:01 pm »

you boot a random program.

FLEEEEEEEEEPLODOOBCESSBOX!

Well, that ones pointless. you rename it 'Pointless but Colorful Gibberish Generator.xb'
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #173 on: October 08, 2010, 03:13:32 pm »

Run some random game or soemthing. observe the enitre game at once and have above perfect comprehension because it is made of you interacting with you.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #174 on: October 08, 2010, 03:25:01 pm »

You pick a game, but get bored of it very quickly.

Why do they make explorers? you ask. there was no war fog active.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #175 on: October 08, 2010, 03:50:42 pm »

Do we need to do even MORE to get all the functionality integrated into us?!
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #176 on: October 08, 2010, 03:53:23 pm »

no, but you said to just watch, so the game played itself without him.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #177 on: October 08, 2010, 04:03:24 pm »

um, is we ARE the language, and one part of the program is competing against another part, we shuld experience it as we playing against ourselves.
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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #178 on: October 08, 2010, 04:07:25 pm »

The virtual world's garbage dump. dangerous for organic virtua-beings due to random nature of corruption, could go in and out fine, or go in with a date on a dare, get out, and later find out that your lower parts switched and awkwardly explain what happened to the doctor.
Someone call 4chan NOW!!!!!!!!

working on it...

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Re: You Are A Very Futuristic AI!
« Reply #179 on: October 08, 2010, 04:13:47 pm »

The virtual world's garbage dump. dangerous for organic virtua-beings due to random nature of corruption, could go in and out fine, or go in with a date on a dare, get out, and later find out that your lower parts switched and awkwardly explain what happened to the doctor.
Someone call 4chan NOW!!!!!!!!

working on it...
Srsly?
(if you really are srsly doing that, PM me the link)
« Last Edit: October 08, 2010, 04:16:09 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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