Yeeep, sorry, my modem wasn't actually fixed, so I couldn't get online. My deepest apologies.
Update ASAP.
FOR REALZ THIS TIEM
Updedit!
->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.
split into 1000 smaller slimes, all say "we are legion!", and eat the entire town
THIS
FIXD
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You split into an army of slimes! You can't seem to split into 1000 however, and only manage 29. Your crew is now 33 slime strong!
But you now have more important business to attend to - specifically, eating this damned hellhole they call a "town".
Oh no! You can't seem to eat much at all in your current, tiny state! Furthermore, you can't fit all your slime crew onto your boat! Looks like your stuck on this island for a while...
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You currently have 10 ACTIONS POINTS to spend. Using this map:
(Left to right: Lighthouse, Your boat, Jelly Jungle, Lionus (town), Flatbed Summit, Jelly Jungle)
decide what to do with your action points! You can get any number of your crew members to work on a single action.
Hunger: 5/5 (3 updates left)
Title: SLIMEBAD, Sailor of the Seven Slimes
Stats:
- Badassery: 2/10 (+1 Bandanna)
- Beefiness: 1/10
- Attractiveness: 1/10
- Speedery: 1/10
- Smartitude:2/10
- Charisma: 21/100
- Pirate-ness: 48/100
Skills:
- Slime Cannon: Launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets (Cap'n Slimebad).
Ship (unusable):
- Crew: 33 slimes
- Cannons: None
- Speed: 5.829 knots per hour
What do you do now?