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Author Topic: You Are a Slime! - Part 1.7: Jell-o, I Love You.  (Read 17356 times)

OmnipotentGrue

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You Are a Slime! - Part 1.7: Jell-o, I Love You.
« on: September 27, 2010, 08:46:03 am »


It's here! The moment you've all been waiting for, the unveiling of my newest masterpiece, You Are a Slime!

You are a slime, the lowest of the low, a beginners plaything, when someone sees you they say "THAT'S a monster?" - you're the punching bag of the RPG world, and boy are you proud of it. You've lived in the Beginner's Dungeon your whole life, aimlessly wandering around, waiting to get a lucky shot at some unsuspecting adventurer (Yeah, right) - but today, that will all change...

(Don't worry, it's not going to be too serious - although I'm sure none of you expected that, you're a slime for Pete's sake, you can do whatever you damn well please!)

Part 1
Adventure, Ho!



That is you. That green thingy. You've been sitting in the same spot for hours now, pondering your life and how you came into existence. It's quite peaceful actually, thinking about why and how and -



Oh god. Oh shitballs, crap.



SHITBALLS, HE'S PISSED.



What do you do?!
« Last Edit: October 05, 2010, 01:39:57 am by OmnipotentGrue »
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 08:47:45 am »
Eat him.
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Whatever you do, don't agree to stop looking at pornography or getting help from Jesus.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 08:48:20 am »
Wrent the pitchfork from his murderous grasp!
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 08:50:17 am »
jump on his head.
be the hat.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 08:52:01 am »
Offer him a piggyback ride! Be the piggy!
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 08:53:00 am »
Ask him if he know the way to the dungeon room and offer him to join you on your quest.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 08:55:19 am »
Quote from: Sheb on September 27, 2010, 08:53:00 am
Ask him if he know the way to the dungeon room and offer him to join you on your quest.
This.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 09:02:24 am »
Story ==> Switch to real protagonist.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 09:06:54 am »
Quote from: RedAlertFan on September 27, 2010, 08:55:19 am
Quote from: Sheb on September 27, 2010, 08:53:00 am
Ask him if he know the way to the dungeon room and offer him to join you on your quest.
This.





You try and converse with the Peasant, but all you can manage to get out is an incomprehensible mess of garbage! He stabs you for 4 damage!

What do you do now?
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2010, 09:08:27 am »
Stay stuck on the pitchfork so he can't stab you anymore.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 09:09:50 am »
^ this and try to get him inside you. Like eating him.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 09:10:42 am »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on September 27, 2010, 08:48:20 am
Wrent the pitchfork from his murderous grasp!
You know you want to.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 09:11:23 am »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on September 27, 2010, 09:10:42 am
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on September 27, 2010, 08:48:20 am
Wrent the pitchfork from his murderous grasp!
You know you want to.

We have no arms. Or muscle. Or anything to wrestle him with.
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 09:12:03 am »
Bah, you're a slime, you don't need logic!
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Re: You Are a Slime! - Part 1: Adventurer? More like NOOBventurer! Hehe... ahem.
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 09:18:34 am »
All we need is jell-o!
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