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[Lillipad]

Eat your way out of the house. Eat all small rodents you see outside of house.

[SolarShado]

split into 1000 smaller slimes, all say "we are legion!", and eat the entire town

[FuzzyZergling]

->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.

split into 1000 smaller slimes, all say "we are legion!", and eat the entire town

[Medicine Man]

->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.

split into 1000 smaller slimes, all say "we are legion!", and eat the entire town

THIS

[maxicaxi]

->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.

split into 1000 smaller slimes, all say "we are legion!", and eat the entire town

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

FIXD



THIIIIIIIIIIS

[OmnipotentGrue]

Sorry guys, I was out for a while and when I got back my modem started playing up. Update ASAP.

[Evil Lincoln]

Update ASAP.

 Yay

[OmnipotentGrue]

Yeeep, sorry, my modem wasn't actually fixed, so I couldn't get online. My deepest apologies.

Update ASAP.

FOR REALZ THIS TIEM

Updedit!

->Split into many smaller blobs to expand your crew then steal all the boats and ships and weapons.
->Lead your new navy on a hopeless mission to avenge your father.

split into 1000 smaller slimes, all say "we are legion!", and eat the entire town

THIS

FIXD
THIIIIIIIIIIS

You split into an army of slimes! You can't seem to split into 1000 however, and only manage 29. Your crew is now 33 slime strong!

But you now have more important business to attend to - specifically, eating this damned hellhole they call a "town".









Oh no! You can't seem to eat much at all in your current, tiny state! Furthermore, you can't fit all your slime crew onto your boat! Looks like your stuck on this island for a while...

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You currently have 10 ACTIONS POINTS to spend. Using this map:



(Left to right: Lighthouse, Your boat, Jelly Jungle, Lionus (town), Flatbed Summit, Jelly Jungle)

decide what to do with your action points! You can get any number of your crew members to work on a single action.

Hunger: 5/5 (3 updates left)

Title: SLIMEBAD, Sailor of the Seven Slimes
Stats:
 - Badassery: 2/10 (+1 Bandanna)
 - Beefiness: 1/10
 - Attractiveness: 1/10
 - Speedery: 1/10
 - Smartitude:2/10
 - Charisma: 21/100
 - Pirate-ness: 48/100
Skills:
 - Slime Cannon: Launches a piece of you into the enemy that eats it from the inside out and rejoins with you. Doesn't work on enemies with helmets (Cap'n Slimebad).
Ship (unusable):
 - Crew: 33 slimes
 - Cannons: None
 - Speed: 5.829 knots per hour


What do you do now?

[Evil Lincoln]

We Must Log Jelly jungle and store use the wood to construct a massive factory ontop of flatbed summit the factory will be entirley devoted to shoe production (muhahahaha soo evil) 20 slimes should log and 13 should build when we have sufficient lumber the loging slims should go and help with construction. Soon we shall create a mighty empire of cobbling.

EDIT  : also use funds from shoe factory to buy ships and weapons for your campaign of avenging you father.
EDIT2: send scouts out on that ship to find anywhere we can sell shoes. also make more ships for shoe shipping.

[Medicine Man]

Make your fellow slimes eat the towns small objects to grow. Make one of the now grown slimes eat the remnants of the ship and transform into a ship slime.

[Evil Lincoln]

I'm sorry everyone he has the update ready to go but because i said banjo and kazooie when there shouldn't be a "and" so now he's not gonna put it up. 

also

Make one of the now grown slimes eat the remnants of the ship and transform into a ship slime.

not this again

[FuzzyZergling]

Use your Slime Cannon powers to eat people through their windows!

[Medicine Man]

Find a larger ship. If you cannot, make a ship out of all of the wooden items you can find.

[Sheb]

Eat your fellow slime to become Überslime.

[Lillipad]

Eat 10 of your counterparts. Wait for day to arrive. Unleash the Slime Cannon.