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Current ideas on evolution?

The Old-Evolution-Mind control fungus!
Counter-Evolution-No mind control fungus!

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Armok

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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1050 on: October 07, 2010, 08:27:13 am »

Has that alredy evolved? in that case: DO WHAT SHEB SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sheb

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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1051 on: October 07, 2010, 08:36:16 am »

Well, it exists IRL, but I've got no idea how old it is.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1052 on: October 07, 2010, 03:06:09 pm »

You begin to infect every piece of plant matter that is connected to your root-network or some other method. This will, of course, take time.

You create a creature with bright bioluminescence, to light up the under-ground cavern that the two crabs are in.

Speaking of the crabs, you order them to attack whatever they have found. One of the crabs manages to pin it down, so you order the other crab to attack, while the first crab keeps pinning the creature. Soon, it stops squirmming. Sadly, when the bioluminescent creature arrives in the pipe, the unknown creature is squished beyond any sort of recognition. Unless, of course, it looked like a smashed-up blob in the first place.
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Lillipad

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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1053 on: October 07, 2010, 03:19:16 pm »

Have the worthless drone consume a small amount of the mush. If it dies then have the Attack Drone avoid the goop. If it lives then have all three drones devour the remains.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1054 on: October 07, 2010, 03:30:09 pm »

Unsurprisingly, the drone lives, and everyone gets to feast on the tasty, tasty goop.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1055 on: October 07, 2010, 03:43:29 pm »

Have the three drones continue exploring the tunnel.

In the meantime create 6 worthless drones, and 2 light bulb drone. Use the new spy network to search for more of those holes. Form two search parties consisting of 3 worthless, and 1 light bulb. Have the new search parties explore the newly discovered holes.
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breadbocks

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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1056 on: October 07, 2010, 04:10:18 pm »

WE SAVED SOME DNA FROM THE GLOOP, RIGHT? RIGHT?
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1057 on: October 07, 2010, 04:22:52 pm »

WE SAVED SOME DNA FROM THE GLOOP, RIGHT? RIGHT?

Yep, don't worry.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1058 on: October 07, 2010, 04:32:11 pm »

Send one of the drones back to the nearest place that can get the DNA to the hive mind.  Don't want to lose it, after all.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1059 on: October 07, 2010, 05:03:14 pm »

You send one of the drones back with the DNA. When he returns, you tell the three drones to continue to explore the tunnel. Two more sets of drones are made, and are sent to find more shafts. What? It looks like the first exploration party has come to a dead-end, what appears to be a stone door is blocking the path. No matter how the three drones try to shift it, it won't budge.

Now what?
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1060 on: October 07, 2010, 05:05:54 pm »

Send more to open it.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1061 on: October 07, 2010, 05:07:21 pm »

make more, shove the rock out of the way.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1062 on: October 07, 2010, 05:11:31 pm »

spam worthless drones to open the door
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1063 on: October 07, 2010, 05:22:51 pm »

Make a drone which is either equipped to dig, or esplode.
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Re: Evolution: The unexplored heights [HIVE-MIND]
« Reply #1064 on: October 07, 2010, 05:24:30 pm »

do we have acid in our arsenal of DNA?. If so strenthen it and make a drone equiped with and fire it at the rock. If not see if we can find a crack and place a fast growing plant in it. And by fast growing I mean really fast
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