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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15825 on: October 04, 2019, 02:56:33 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on October 02, 2019, 12:41:47 am
Quote from: SixOfSpades on October 02, 2019, 08:28:34 am
Hard material can be affixed to multiple thongs to give a flesh-tearing "bite".

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15826 on: October 05, 2019, 12:35:25 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on October 04, 2019, 02:56:33 pm
Quote from: Bumber on October 02, 2019, 12:41:47 am
Quote from: SixOfSpades on October 02, 2019, 08:28:34 am
Hard material can be affixed to multiple thongs to give a flesh-tearing "bite".

D8

Now I have the image of a women's thong that has the mouth of a Predator.
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That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15827 on: October 05, 2019, 04:17:50 am »
Quote from: SquatchHammer on October 05, 2019, 12:35:25 am
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on October 04, 2019, 02:56:33 pm
Quote from: Bumber on October 02, 2019, 12:41:47 am
Quote from: SixOfSpades on October 02, 2019, 08:28:34 am
Hard material can be affixed to multiple thongs to give a flesh-tearing "bite".

D8

Now I have the image of a women's thong that has the mouth of a Predator.

Are... Are they not all like that?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15828 on: October 05, 2019, 01:33:11 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15829 on: October 05, 2019, 09:38:55 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15830 on: October 06, 2019, 02:54:50 pm »
Quote from: Enemy post on October 06, 2019, 02:47:39 pm
A friend had a baby that was just a tiny fetus-like thing crawling around on its own. Nobody considered this unusual. I had to babysit it, and deal with pieces permanently falling off at the slightest jostle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15831 on: October 07, 2019, 06:21:20 am »
Quote from: Frumple on October 06, 2019, 10:25:22 pm
Diamonds are forever, I guess. Especially when made out of alien bug monsters crowded around a godzilla expy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15832 on: October 07, 2019, 11:29:40 am »
Quote from: Telgin on October 07, 2019, 08:51:32 am
I had to make the pew noises myself every time I fired my buster or it wouldn't work.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15833 on: October 07, 2019, 12:38:57 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on October 07, 2019, 11:29:40 am
Quote from: Telgin on October 07, 2019, 08:51:32 am
I had to make the pew noises myself every time I fired my buster or it wouldn't work.

Where's the lie tho
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15834 on: October 08, 2019, 10:44:01 pm »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15835 on: October 10, 2019, 01:40:35 pm »
Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on October 10, 2019, 12:56:43 pm
Tonight I'll probably assassinate even more people!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15836 on: October 10, 2019, 04:16:50 pm »
Quote from: Mephisto on October 10, 2019, 03:07:29 pm
I don't know which would be more amusing, the dude who beheads people violently while singing Generic Medieval Fantasy Music or the dude who switches from GMFM to Screamo when battle starts.

Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on October 11, 2019, 09:10:49 pm
And before you ask: no, they're not goat men or even intelligent goats. Just regular goats.
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15837 on: October 12, 2019, 04:43:27 pm »
Quote from: Superdorf on October 11, 2019, 09:39:23 pm
...and so help me, Donald J. Trump walks through the living room door.

I wake.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15838 on: October 12, 2019, 04:49:53 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on October 12, 2019, 04:43:27 pm
Quote from: Superdorf on October 11, 2019, 09:39:23 pm
...and so help me, Donald J. Trump walks through the living room door.

I wake.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15839 on: October 13, 2019, 12:56:51 am »
Quote from: Max™ on October 12, 2019, 08:48:52 pm
I learned that raisins are made from grapes and people like them so I tried one and discovered they are little turds scraped from the rim of satans butthole
Quote from: Max™ on October 12, 2019, 08:48:52 pm
I then began trying to convince people that their enjoyment of raisins is due to the little bit of satan wrapped in each of his turdlets
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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