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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15840 on: October 13, 2019, 03:05:37 am »
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15841 on: October 13, 2019, 10:52:54 pm »
Quote from: nezclaw on October 13, 2019, 12:46:30 am
Urist McHauler cancels Store Item In Stockpile: Interrupted by *HONK*

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[distant goat screams]

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So I guess that confirms that goblins are just disguised geese.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2019, 10:56:25 pm by Superdorf »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15842 on: October 15, 2019, 05:35:36 am »
Quote from: Trekkin on October 15, 2019, 05:25:41 am
Even if Rudolph is opaque, the first time the sled turns or he throws back his head in a creepy stop-motion laugh after a saccharine quip about acceptance, Santa's going to lose night vision while piloting his sled of judgment at ludicrously unsafe speeds; before you can say "Ho Ho Hoooh Scheiβe", the reindeer, sleigh, presents, and Santa will have either plowed into the ground hard enough to become Christmas plasma or just careened off into space.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15843 on: October 15, 2019, 10:27:58 am »
Quote from: wierd on October 15, 2019, 06:22:37 am
Put him in a parabolically reflective cone of shame. Problem solved. No light paths can reach the driver, and it increases the efficiency of the light source as well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15844 on: October 16, 2019, 12:33:01 am »
Quote from: TamerVirus on October 15, 2019, 04:50:27 pm
Real parenting is crushing your kid in a 1v1 and then teabagging the corpse.
It'll teach them that there is always someone better, so git gud
Quote from: Trekkin on October 16, 2019, 02:40:39 am
but it does let us tell children that Santa is dead and he took the dinosaurs and unicorns with him, so it's not utterly without value.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2019, 02:56:36 am by King Zultan »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15845 on: October 16, 2019, 02:53:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15846 on: October 17, 2019, 02:16:01 am »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15847 on: October 17, 2019, 10:43:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15848 on: October 18, 2019, 12:42:56 am »
Quote from: Yoink on October 17, 2019, 10:22:41 pm
I was on holiday with a pretty large group, including friends, former friends, some old school "friends" and at least a few entirely made up people.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15849 on: October 18, 2019, 02:46:12 pm »
Quote from: Iyiyt on October 17, 2019, 07:34:07 pm
did repeatedly punching a giant bronze monstrosity give my dwarfs the incredible insight to observe that it wasn't really doing much?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15850 on: October 18, 2019, 10:55:17 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on October 18, 2019, 10:49:07 pm
The children didn't help us with D-Day.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15851 on: October 19, 2019, 02:01:07 am »
Quote from: TamerVirus on October 18, 2019, 11:55:47 am
The square root of 2 is responsible for the rise of Mecha-Hitler in 1820s India!
Quote from: Magistrum on October 18, 2019, 05:54:43 pm
"Kakaroto, release me immediately!"
"Not yet, but keep struggling please."
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15852 on: October 19, 2019, 07:22:06 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on October 19, 2019, 05:58:18 pm
Everyone was perfectly fine with them hanging about in the library until they decided to violently dismember the neighboring mathematician.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15853 on: October 19, 2019, 09:50:27 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on October 19, 2019, 07:11:18 pm
I was an adventurer too until I took a Pepsi to the knee.
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15854 on: October 24, 2019, 12:19:43 am »
Quote from: Frumple on October 23, 2019, 08:23:17 pm
"So what do you do for a living?"

"I'm the monkeyfucker."
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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