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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15855 on: October 24, 2019, 08:04:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15856 on: October 25, 2019, 08:16:49 am »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on October 25, 2019, 08:13:04 am
I opened it and covered the food in “sugar”. However when I ate, it didn’t taste right, I asked my cousin, and she said it might have been cocaine.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15857 on: October 25, 2019, 08:22:57 am »
Ah yes, that good ol' Colombian booger sugar.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15858 on: October 25, 2019, 02:18:33 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on October 25, 2019, 10:49:16 am
This meant that the global quotient of demon-spawned gayness would increase and cause the ethical balance to plummet towards depravity and liberalism.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15859 on: October 27, 2019, 12:17:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15860 on: October 28, 2019, 07:41:40 pm »
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Yeah, Tim got pissed off at the world of Godot messing with his stuff and went to hell
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15861 on: October 29, 2019, 12:34:25 am »
Quote from: Kagus on October 28, 2019, 10:22:17 am
Mmm... Creamy, spreadable GILF.

Choosy moms choose GILF!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15862 on: October 29, 2019, 08:47:24 pm »
Quote from: ozyma on October 29, 2019, 04:44:39 pm
send him off to something like a golden mist filled pleasure dome with exotic elven women who serve him wine until he feels like he can get himself back in the game.

Quote from: Atarlost on October 30, 2019, 10:28:47 pm
The Greeks and Romans just sucked at archery.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15863 on: November 01, 2019, 01:40:12 am »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15864 on: November 01, 2019, 05:20:58 pm »
Quote from: Wizard of Manaia on November 01, 2019, 03:20:46 pm
I feel like you don't know what a poached egg is.
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Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15865 on: November 03, 2019, 11:44:18 am »
Quote from: Resident Evil 2 Remake
Ada: I can't get it out.
Leon: I don't know if I should, uh...
Ada: Just do it. I can't walk like this.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15866 on: November 04, 2019, 04:10:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15867 on: November 04, 2019, 10:59:37 pm »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15868 on: November 05, 2019, 05:41:40 am »
Quote from: Arx on November 05, 2019, 05:37:43 am
The intention is to provide hikers with a sense of pride and accomplishment when they are able to rehydrate without risking diarrhoea
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15869 on: November 05, 2019, 11:18:39 am »
Quote from: wierd on November 05, 2019, 05:22:12 am
That's how you blow up people's crotches, and or-- burn down their houses.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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