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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756641 times)

scrdest

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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11536 on: October 16, 2015, 11:55:58 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11537 on: October 16, 2015, 04:37:57 pm »

this is what i call "Kamina counseling".

Person is suicidal?  Punch them in the face.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11538 on: October 16, 2015, 05:28:22 pm »

NO! Bad heydude6! No teaching the noobs about kobold cheese yet!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11539 on: October 16, 2015, 10:53:20 pm »

Quote from: Youtube comment
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11540 on: October 16, 2015, 11:34:23 pm »

NO! Bad heydude6! No teaching the noobs about kobold cheese yet!

I am now going to make kobolds milkable. If I can figure out how to take advantage of it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11541 on: October 18, 2015, 09:30:21 am »

they deserve a special kind of hell.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11542 on: October 18, 2015, 10:29:06 pm »

the laws of thermodynamics have been disproven because a dollar today doesn't buy as much horsepower (based on one gallon of gas in a Model T engine) as it did in 1930.
Gah, wanted SOOO bad to cut the bit in parentheses out, but rules are rules.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11543 on: October 19, 2015, 04:48:12 am »

the laws of thermodynamics have been disproven because a dollar today doesn't buy as much horsepower as it did in 1930.
RULES ARE GUIDELINES
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11544 on: October 19, 2015, 08:13:42 am »

4mask, Actually he just did, damn messages. Thanks for targeting me with a nuke.
I'd forgotten about this until TolyK dug it up from the depths.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11545 on: October 19, 2015, 08:46:40 am »

Watch as yer great-grandpappy decays into a pile of bones and mush, little Urist. That'll happen to you someday. You may not even be dead when it happens!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11546 on: October 19, 2015, 07:58:38 pm »

Backstory is basically Jamie Lannister but frothing from every orifice
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11547 on: October 19, 2015, 09:35:28 pm »

huh my keyboard isnиt working. It turns all apostrophes into иииииииииииии.

At least you can finally type Pokemon correctly.
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Arx

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11548 on: October 20, 2015, 01:42:40 am »

not having cancer can be equated to good health
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11549 on: October 20, 2015, 07:41:16 pm »

They can fuck all they want without having sentient offspring
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