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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762164 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11565 on: October 25, 2015, 04:27:30 pm »

This thread title rustles my jimmies.
Is it better or worse than anthropomorphic battleship tits?
Now that I think about it basically all of these thread titles rustle my jimmies.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11566 on: October 25, 2015, 05:51:09 pm »

HeheheheHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA TOADY ONE IS DEAD HAHAHA!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11567 on: October 25, 2015, 07:05:58 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11568 on: October 25, 2015, 09:12:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11569 on: October 25, 2015, 09:13:59 pm »

Inb4 Nazis landed on the moon
Inb5 Nazis were working for NASA
Inb6 They actually were
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11571 on: October 26, 2015, 06:07:37 am »

Steal a flatbed loaded with catnip from someplace and chuck 'em in there whilst you grab some shut-eye?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11572 on: October 26, 2015, 10:34:38 am »

people can't stop themselves from humping the horse-corpse fleshpile.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11573 on: October 26, 2015, 12:28:15 pm »

8,159152832×10⁴⁷
(Or 8.159152832×10⁴⁷)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11574 on: October 27, 2015, 07:48:06 am »

Giuseppina... tried to be a little more adventurous than usual.
"I, uh..., yeah. It might not hurt?"

I think I'm gonna regret posting in this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11575 on: October 27, 2015, 08:43:44 am »

EAT SHIT SATAN WOOOOO FUCK YEAH I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN WOOOOOOO
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11576 on: October 27, 2015, 02:57:39 pm »

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<scrabbabble>Did it eat people who answered the turtle wrong?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11577 on: October 27, 2015, 04:02:15 pm »

Quote from: The German wiki page on the Outrage of Anagni
There is no evidence that Nogaret literally bitchslapped the Pope out of office.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11578 on: October 27, 2015, 04:04:59 pm »

Quote from: Germany from Hetalia
Before I tell you, there is something I want to say. It goes a little something like this, LICK MEIN BALLS!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11579 on: October 28, 2015, 12:19:47 pm »

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