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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762903 times)

Akura

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11520 on: October 11, 2015, 05:02:20 pm »

Sorry, but I'm not going to eat that fetus. >:(
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11521 on: October 11, 2015, 06:05:47 pm »

eating abortions from trash cans in abandoned fast food joints gives you superpowers!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11522 on: October 12, 2015, 11:51:34 am »

a bizarre cameo by what appears to be Little Richard on horse tranquilizers?
You beautiful piece of citrus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11523 on: October 13, 2015, 03:59:16 pm »

your whole team gets shoot by some dirty lumberjack with air gun from 5km away through two fucking forests
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« Reply #11524 on: October 13, 2015, 08:02:38 pm »

Bernie Sanders combed his hair! holy shit!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11525 on: October 14, 2015, 01:41:06 am »

Quote from: #bay12lb
[23:11:59]   <Japa_>   So I walk like 10 feet and my fly is down
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11526 on: October 14, 2015, 02:38:26 am »

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« Reply #11527 on: October 14, 2015, 10:23:28 am »

You point your butt in the air and shake it forcefully
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11528 on: October 15, 2015, 09:00:45 am »

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Wrong. Disneyland is a comet
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11529 on: October 15, 2015, 10:15:14 am »

You just made me check Wikipedia if there actually is a comet named "Disneyland". Sadly, there isn't.
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« Reply #11530 on: October 15, 2015, 10:20:04 am »

Breaking News:

Disneyland is going to pass by earth within the hour. You are advised not to let your children play with any shards of "happiness" which may become detached from the main body of the "place where dreams come true."
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« Reply #11531 on: October 15, 2015, 11:25:03 am »

Also please make sure you wish upon disneyland as it passes by.  Repeatedly do so if possible.  Cricket meat is high in protien and it can be processed to help feed the needy.  Please mail all crickets to Euro disney, no need to put air holes in the box, makes things easier for us.
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« Reply #11532 on: October 15, 2015, 12:57:43 pm »

You are advised not to let your children play with any shards of "happiness" which may become detached from the main body
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« Reply #11533 on: October 16, 2015, 12:32:09 am »

Gay marriage turns you into Voltron, more at 11.
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« Reply #11534 on: October 16, 2015, 12:44:27 am »

Mom, why is this site called oedipusmatchmaker.com?
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