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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719427 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10965 on: July 07, 2015, 12:55:30 pm »

((oioioi, no editing out large sections of the quote))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10966 on: July 07, 2015, 01:17:30 pm »

((oioioi, no editing out large sections of the quote))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10967 on: July 07, 2015, 03:10:22 pm »

I regret
everything

See we decend into madness when we cut out huge sections. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10968 on: July 07, 2015, 06:51:12 pm »

the US government should outlaw masturbation
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10969 on: July 07, 2015, 06:59:22 pm »

Literally the first quote on this thread is a quote of me saying "I eat Socks" solely to parody the rule.

Follow the rule.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10970 on: July 07, 2015, 07:14:37 pm »

Time to punch girls in the face with a robot cat for fun and amusement.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10973 on: July 07, 2015, 09:46:45 pm »

I eat Socks

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In which the user does not follow the rule.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10974 on: July 07, 2015, 10:18:20 pm »

Look in a mirror, throw your bathrobe and both arms  into the air and cry out for all to hear "I am awesome and my penis tastes of the finest elderberry wine! Thou mayeth partake of its majestic beauty at my leisure!" Say it and mean it with all the majesty and grace of a flock of golden egg-laying swans in petticoats and tophats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10975 on: July 08, 2015, 04:04:32 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10976 on: July 08, 2015, 12:25:38 pm »

Half the fucker was rotted away and it STILL managed to be clingier then a yandere harpoon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10977 on: July 08, 2015, 01:18:12 pm »

Thank god for Hideo Kojima's obsessive love
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10978 on: July 08, 2015, 03:56:12 pm »

letting his groinal blood spew forth into the ground

I think he was the guy who was screaming whilst stabbing his Mum "I'm sorry, I have to do this or the world ends" or maybe that was another bloke.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10979 on: July 08, 2015, 04:06:56 pm »

Oh dear gods that OOC

"Hmm, I wish our campfire was bigger. Hey, I'll let anyone who wants to be warmer throw a stick on the fire and stand here too." And then 800 million sticks later, OH GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING BURNING??!
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