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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762865 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10515 on: May 01, 2015, 08:37:15 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10516 on: May 01, 2015, 09:18:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10517 on: May 02, 2015, 05:13:36 am »
Quote from: Dutrius on May 02, 2015, 05:07:24 am
it's easier to go hypersonic, but it's also easier to overheat and undergo rapid unplanned disassembly.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10518 on: May 02, 2015, 10:42:11 am »
Quote from: Sindain on April 30, 2015, 03:46:47 pm
destroy the universe by attempting to eat a tire.
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10519 on: May 02, 2015, 11:48:24 am »
<GiglaDes> i've spent all day hauling rocks
<GiglaDes> not small ones
<GiglaDes> big bloody rocks
*GiglaDes is tired.
<PowderMiner> did it rock your world
<Furt> why were the rocks covered in blood
<GiglaDes> ha
<GiglaDes> ha
<GiglaDes> ha
*GiglaDes stabs PowderMiner
<Furt> what a rocky relationship you two have :V
*GiglaDes stabs furt too
<Sirus> Be gneiss, Furt.
*Hatkitty stabs Sirus
<GiglaDes> thank you, hatkitty
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10520 on: May 02, 2015, 03:03:16 pm »
Kinda disappointed I didn't see a "*GiglaDes stabs Hatkitty". That would've made it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10521 on: May 02, 2015, 06:42:19 pm »
Quote from: crawl level notation
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Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 18, 2014, 09:08:12 pm
"T-take this non-euclidean geometry, h-humanity-baka. I m-made it, but not because I l-li-l-like you or anything! I just felt s-sorry for you, b-baka."
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You misspelled seance.  Are possessing Draignean?  Are you actually a ghost in the shell? You have to tell us if you are, that's the rule

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10522 on: May 02, 2015, 08:23:30 pm »
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  Cardboardblocks: LOOC: Chadly Muller: enritre tank comes out of teleporter
  Cardboardblocks: more like
  Cardboardblocks: entire tank platoon comes out of teleporter
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10523 on: May 02, 2015, 10:17:44 pm »
Quote from: skyte100 on April 27, 2015, 11:08:30 am
I saw a human tooth crown on the lord. I can confirm he is not a vampire because he suffocated.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10524 on: May 03, 2015, 10:36:42 am »
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<StupidElves> A bicycle is just an acoustic motorcycle
<Strife26> Then what's an Amish bicycle?
<StupidElves> A ukulele
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10525 on: May 03, 2015, 11:23:10 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on May 02, 2015, 06:55:52 pm
Now I had to intervene to stop them from having a Sonic-themed sex scene.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10526 on: May 03, 2015, 02:30:46 pm »
Quote from: Naxza on May 03, 2015, 02:26:23 pm
Recreation is the slap & tickle flavor.
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Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 18, 2014, 09:08:12 pm
"T-take this non-euclidean geometry, h-humanity-baka. I m-made it, but not because I l-li-l-like you or anything! I just felt s-sorry for you, b-baka."
Quote from: Rolan7 on May 02, 2017, 09:50:39 pm
You misspelled seance.  Are possessing Draignean?  Are you actually a ghost in the shell? You have to tell us if you are, that's the rule

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10527 on: May 03, 2015, 04:02:28 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on May 02, 2015, 01:55:20 am
Quote from: Andres on May 02, 2015, 01:50:54 am
I'm calling you out on that. How can you do blood sacrifice in a very feminine way?
Using very feminine and suggestive body language whilst tearing their throat out with your teeth. Confuse their boners even in death.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10528 on: May 04, 2015, 12:52:25 am »
[00:51]   Sirus   Man, if sword is sexist it's a bad sword :;
[00:51]   Sirus   *:l
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10529 on: May 04, 2015, 01:24:10 am »
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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