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[Lightningfalcon]

Ehhh, that's going a little far there in the cutting

[IcyTea31]

Try wearing socks on your hands

[darkpaladin109]

[Common] Jingle exclaims, "We warned you, Zoey! We told you about blueprints!"

EDIT:

Jahn Saron yells, "No zombies in the empire!"

[Loud Whispers]

2057 A.D.
The Nevada Desert

A massive block of obsidian rests slightly tilted in a flat expanse of sand and stone.

Carved into one face, two meters off the ground, are these words:

"Humanity
~200,000 B.C. - 2015 A.D.

'I kinda gave cats the ability to raise the dead' ~Rumrusher

We won't be missed."

[darkpaladin109]

[Common] Rodger Anderson (follow) says, "I think the trauma of open-heart fisticuffs broke his mind"

[Tawa]

Every game needs a Firecrotch clan.

[darkpaladin109]

[Common] Kane Pritchard (follow) shouts, "Gee, maybe because I came to the station to find the fucking Lord of the Flies going on?!"

[Tawa]

A "Wankpass" permits year-round access to the cable car.

[FArgHalfnr]

it is entirely feasible to stroll through a minor city wearing nothing but a bondage suit and bondage mask (admittedly, studded with kevlar and leather) while wielding a vibrator as a melee weapon.

the concept of humans being mere ants to larger races is something I won't ever stop enjoying.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

There wouldn't be so much 'Back-And-Forth' as much as 'All In And Vigorously Humping'.

[Orange Wizard]

I accidentally made 200 nail guns.

[Furtuka]

If you stare into the panties, do the panties stare back at you?

[Kadzar]

^Appreciated

Also, we don't have squirrels.

Your lives are meaningless.

You use a harpoon for a hook and catch cthulhu's starspawn. Obvs.

Bugs that kill children are still considered pretty bad.

Wait, so you're telling me people DON'T have 5 of the swolinest dudes nearby them at all times?

It's not like I wanted senpai to overlook my structure or anything, b-baka.

And finally:

Now and then, a power drill pees on another spider. A blotched polar bear takes a coffee break, and a prime minister living with a spider brainwashes a shabby salad dressing. When you see some dust bunny defined by the photon, it means that a nation daydreams. Some cargo bay over the tape recorder knows the squid near a roller coaster. Now and then, a hockey player related to some cab driver buries a lover around a movie theater.

Most people believe that a chess board seeks a bartender about a cowboy, but they need to remember how almost a particle accelerator goes to sleep. A skyscraper finds subtle faults with the food stamp. Indeed, the molten satellite sells a photon inside an eggplant to an insurance agent. A hesitantly phony avocado pit single-handledly buries the load bearing warranty, and a fire hydrant graduates from a class action suit about a grain of sand. A frustrating paycheck assimilates the steam engine. Some pork chop over a grand piano pees on an inferiority complex living with the garbage can. A knowingly dirt-encrusted photon falls in love with the fruit cake. An umbrella brainwashes another parking lot. Some pork chop for the mortician, some globule, and the fractured industrial complex are what made America great!
A frustrating paycheck assimilates the steam engine. Some pork chop over a grand piano pees on an inferiority complex living with the garbage can. A knowingly dirt-encrusted photon falls in love with the fruit cake. An umbrella brainwashes another parking lot. Some pork chop for the mortician, some globule, and the fractured industrial complex are what made America great!

[ArKFallen]

I tried to get it done earlier but it took a bit to get all the bodies and bring them back... but I had a lot of fun

[Furtuka]

[01:29]   Remalle   "How to I am bread" is not a sentence that I ever anticipated myself typing