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[Kadzar]

Having a TV made inside you seems like it would be unpleasant.

Whenever I think about it, I wonder just how long I had a little rotting carcass hanging around in there.

Nay, a big thick dictionary.

[Yoink]

The computer refuses to acknowledge it exists

[Arx]

Flesh suit of a lovestruck harem member, heart of a tall bald man bent on world conquest.

[IronTomato]

ARGHLBLJABLJGH YOU INSIPID SCUM

[Andres]

Flesh suit of a lovestruck harem member, heart of a tall bald man bent on world conquest.

There's an abundance of the latter in the WH40K universe.

[Yoink]

I'll colour you indigo and then you'll become an unwilling new age messiah.

[Tawa]

Has blue anthropomorphic hedgehogs for fingers.

[technicallyAdventurer]

Quotes from throughout the week, nothing too interesting.

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Me: -Reading a poem out loud-
Friend 1: That sounds like a rap.
Me: What? It does not.
Friend 1: No, seriously, all you need is to add some sick beats.
Me: -Reads the first two lines to my other friend-
Friend 2: That's a rap.
Me: But I-
Friend 1 and 2, in unison: Rap.
Me: I didn't even get past the second line, guys.
Friend 1: (whispering) Sick beats, yo.

Friend 1: Everything is a pokéball.
Me: Gasp! You've discovered the secret of the universe.

Fool, you cannot tame the untamed!

Everytime someone says they're [Friend 2's Name], their penis grows a bit smaller.

I feel like when I approach the register, the lunch lady just thinks "Oh, them again."

Nothing gets my dick more ROCK HARD than sniffing grass.

Me: I'm Puerto-Rican, Italian, French-Canadian, Scottish, Irish, American Indian, etc...
Friend 2: White people be like

SHE HAS TESTICLES IN HER NOSE!

Me: Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Friend 2: Phone-r.

Friend 1: Why are we all on the grass when the sidewalk is wide open?
Me: (hipster voice) The sidewalk is too mainstream.

Me: What if the dog just disappeared?
Friend 1: It's a dog-gone world.

(disgusted expression) Aphids.

I'm pitting them against eachother to see which is the best waifu.

Me: -Takes out piece of gum-
Rest of class: HEY BEST FRIEND

Friend 2: That looks like a dildo.
Me: That seems like it'd be painful.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Me: Don't worry if you attack the freshmen the rest of us will join in after you drop the first one.
Friend who wasn't part of the conversation: If she attacks a freshman then the rest of us will join in before she lands a hit.
((And this is why freshmen fear upperclassmen))

[Orange Wizard]

Stop quoting yerselves.

[Skyrunner]

[1:17:08] Circuits circuits circuits
[1:17:10] blah electricity
[1:17:12] Electrons???
[1:17:14] SCIENCE
[1:17:19] But I'm an engineering
[1:17:22] aralfdalba physics

[origamiscienceguy]

What's another word for Thesaurus?

[crazysheep]

lol terraria, where fishing nets you the stuff you really want

[scrdest]

My father seems to be a wizard

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I have turned into Allee Punchface the Destroyer of Butts.