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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764080 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9480 on: January 16, 2015, 03:15:51 pm »

We don't, really, but we always have to have some excuse to belittle one-another. It is human nature, afterall.
Beware of attributing as a very general ideal to the whole species :/ It is NOT human nature to belittle others and be condescending--that is an attitude.
I have never met a human being who doesn't like to feel better than other people.
Not what she was saying.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9481 on: January 16, 2015, 06:38:48 pm »

a sack of meat whose mind cannot even comprehend the forces involved with propelling them forward
Grant's robot already killed all the scientists.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2015, 06:45:09 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9482 on: January 16, 2015, 06:48:03 pm »

When did you discover we share our name with a Paedophile organization...?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9483 on: January 16, 2015, 07:04:42 pm »

You are now breathing manually. Also remember to blink, or your eyes might dry out. Have you ever thought how painful would be kicking a wall with a toothpick under you toenail be? Or an eye papercut? That chair you're sitting on seems quite uncomfortable, you need to shift your position. Wait, you look stiff. Is your back itching? Now that you scratched it, do you want to hear a story? My teacher had her nails done. While writing on the blackboard, she dropped the chalk. She tried to catch it, but instead scratched her nails on the board full force. Stop cringing, it wasn't that bad. My throat's quite dry, I'll go pour myself some water, you look thirsty too, do you want a glass? I'll check if the door is locked by the way. Wait, you're leaving? Eh, check if you have forgotten anything. Really, be sure you didn't forget anything.
I'm so sorry.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2015, 09:30:08 pm by Redzephyr01 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9485 on: January 16, 2015, 09:39:31 pm »

sir i am yet not german enough to discuss the exact variety of shit involved in this enterprise on an internet messageboard
LSP makes it too easy.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9486 on: January 16, 2015, 10:12:06 pm »

You're feeding him, you foooooool
THIS IS HIS PLAAAANNNN



IT IS IN FACT A TRAAAAP
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9487 on: January 16, 2015, 10:14:38 pm »

Though, I do enjoy shearing and butchering migrants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9488 on: January 17, 2015, 12:39:46 am »

Let's all pile into the racist force ghost with a propensity for punching things and set off on a nice relaxing road trip.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9489 on: January 17, 2015, 02:29:44 am »

We don't, really, but we always have to have some excuse to belittle one-another. It is human nature, afterall.
Beware of attributing as a very general ideal to the whole species :/ It is NOT human nature to belittle others and be condescending--that is an attitude.

Its okay tir, I was being sarcastic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9490 on: January 17, 2015, 01:57:30 pm »

I say fuck the birds. Let natural selection weed out the idiots who fly at the big shiny make heat thingy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9491 on: January 17, 2015, 03:25:19 pm »

DID YOU DRAW THE MAGICAL KINGDOM OF ZEAL AS A D&D SETTING
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9492 on: January 17, 2015, 04:51:53 pm »

Compliment women at your own risk. Talk to your doctor and immediately stop complimenting women if complications occur.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9494 on: January 17, 2015, 05:39:59 pm »

I should be able to see people murder each other without having to deal with that garbage.
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