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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1712252 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9510 on: January 19, 2015, 01:12:32 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9511 on: January 19, 2015, 01:15:57 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9512 on: January 19, 2015, 01:20:23 am »

HIGH INTENSITY SEXUAL MANDOLIN (that's an actual part of the lyrics that i overheard)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9513 on: January 19, 2015, 11:38:33 am »

Quote from:  From Monster House the movie
(Lucy?): The uvula, natures secret escape route
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9514 on: January 19, 2015, 02:24:38 pm »

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[13:22]   Furtuka   the class on manga I'm taking has an entire week on yaoi ._.
[13:23]   Hatkitty   o:
[13:23]   Hatkitty   grabs Glowcat and runs to Furtuka's school :D
[13:23]   swordstar   welp
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9515 on: January 19, 2015, 03:58:54 pm »

Congratulations, you would be successful as an old west prostitute.  :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9517 on: January 19, 2015, 07:27:54 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Bag (Ralley's commercial)
Fill me up with that juicy flavor
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9518 on: January 19, 2015, 09:13:11 pm »

Wait, the antichrist keeps Loki chained up as a pet?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9519 on: January 19, 2015, 10:38:29 pm »

Sometimes they're even intentional and add meaning to the work, usually they are not, and meaning is tacked onto the work like an epileptic kid hopped up on PCP trying to pin a squirrel's tail to a quadriplegic donkey there is no escape, only blood and the screaming of wounded asses
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9521 on: January 20, 2015, 08:00:13 am »

True, but sadly Jesus steak are not a renewable ressources, and we ran out in 33 AD.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9522 on: January 20, 2015, 01:15:35 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9523 on: January 20, 2015, 02:51:57 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9524 on: January 20, 2015, 03:09:55 pm »

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