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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756652 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8955 on: November 11, 2014, 02:13:43 pm »

It's not cheating so much as bad form.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8956 on: November 11, 2014, 02:16:09 pm »

Yt quotes from B12 people are fine though

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8957 on: November 11, 2014, 05:16:03 pm »

"Why did you murder an entire city?"
"Well, they were associating with criminals!"
"What criminals?"
"Us, of course. If they wanted to be innocent they shouldn't have been so trusting."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8958 on: November 11, 2014, 06:17:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8959 on: November 11, 2014, 06:25:33 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8960 on: November 11, 2014, 07:19:48 pm »

From my own experience it sounds like they're dicking you

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8961 on: November 11, 2014, 07:49:28 pm »

monks were busy saying "Wololo! Join us!" to the elephants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8962 on: November 11, 2014, 08:33:32 pm »

When the "Cajun Rice" smells like an old sock and there's an unidentifiable but unpleasant scent to the chicken, and most of the staff looks like recovering meth addicts, it's probably best to just walk away.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8963 on: November 12, 2014, 02:57:51 am »

we casually call each other hitler but cunt is apparently off limits
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8964 on: November 12, 2014, 01:42:41 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8965 on: November 12, 2014, 01:54:40 pm »

"Why did you murder an entire city?"
"Well, they were associating with criminals!"
"What criminals?"
"Us, of course. If they wanted to be innocent they shouldn't have been so trusting."
I swear, that sounds like an exchange between Red Mage and Black Mage from 8-bit Theatre.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8966 on: November 12, 2014, 02:25:19 pm »

"Why did you murder an entire city?"
"Well, they were associating with criminals!"
"What criminals?"
"Us, of course. If they wanted to be innocent they shouldn't have been so trusting."
I swear, that sounds like an exchange between Red Mage and Black Mage from 8-bit Theatre.
Or RM and Thief.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8967 on: November 12, 2014, 02:42:37 pm »

Be a Teacher.  Continue on from where we left off
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the GM reads the thread
the GM does not feel comfortable
the GM sympathizes with WORLDMASTER
the GM has assumed the FETAL POSITION
the GM says that he will post a FULL UPDATE soon
HE isn't touching that with a ELEVEN-FOOT POLE, though

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8968 on: November 12, 2014, 02:59:30 pm »

Be a Teacher.  Continue on from where we left off
...
the GM reads the thread
the GM does not feel comfortable
the GM sympathizes with WORLDMASTER
the GM has assumed the FETAL POSITION
the GM says that he will post a FULL UPDATE soon
HE isn't touching that with a ELEVEN-FOOT POLE, though

I am spreading the word of Bay 12.  And the word is despair.
That would explain all the magical girls.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8969 on: November 12, 2014, 03:33:52 pm »

The universe is made of dairy products, pritt-stick and testicles.

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