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[hops]

Nobody expects the Honduran Inquisition?

[Tawa]

Help! Help! Caroline's bein' repressed!

Er.

I thought that was the most relevant line. ^{_{Not any hypothetical offense.}}

[scrdest]

Or you could try stabbing. At least then you'll be able to deal only with founded claims against you.

The more vigorously you defend yourself the more guilty you will seem.

Stab them gently?

[pisskop]

My laptop just did a 360 on it way to the concrete floor.  Its looks minor from the outside, but some of the plastic is cracked :[


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From my own experience it sounds like they're dicking you about.  Yea, any response tends to reinforce that.

[AlleeCat]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Me: "Hey, where's [girl's name] gone off too? Wasn't she here before?"
Dude next to me: "HUH! You bad person! I see what you did! Immediately after the speech on anorexia, you ask for her! You're calling her fat!"
Me: "Um, that's not what I mean-"
Dude: "You sacrilegious racist!"
Me: "Wha?"
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: "Do you know what sacrilege means?"
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: "There is literally no way that could be sacrilege. Also, even if you're right and I called her fat, it wouldn't be racism. That would need me to discriminate her based on ra-
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: (mouthed) "Shut the hell up."
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: That is not racism!
Girl next to me: Well, you know, we are all racist.
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: That is true, we all have an innate bias for our ow-
Girl: Like me! I'm super racist against gays.
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"
Me: I don't think that's racism either, it's just discrimina-
Girl: It is, because I don't consider them people.
Me:...
Dude: "SACRILEGIOUS RACIST!"

ITT: We learn Caroline lives in a Monty Python sketch that never ends.

How is that a real thing that happened? Do you live in a town completely populated by escapees from an insane asylum?

[Frumple]

If by "escapees from an insane asylum" you mean "teenagers", in this case, yes.

[Spehss _]

If by "escapees from an insane asylum" you mean "teenagers", in this case, yes.

Like there's a difference. :V

Although come to think of it, insane asylum escapees probably would have less hormones and libido. Probably.

[Frumple]

There is! One you can lock up in a padded room without getting arrested for it.

E: Then again, there may actually not be a difference between them in honduras...

[penguinofhonor]

.

[Dutchling]

Spoiler: Best Villain Ever (click to show/hide)

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Best Villain Ever (click to show/hide)

What.

WHAT.

Screw it, silver age comic books are the best simply because they're so narmy.

[Vorthon]

There's a whole archive of weird and obscure marvel characters like that. Gimme a sec and I'll find it again.

[Frumple]

surprisingly fast for a two-ton pile of building material.

[pisskop]

The lesson is that weird people go to Mets games.

[Vorthon]

Dammit Frumple.