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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761094 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7455 on: June 26, 2014, 06:26:36 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on June 26, 2014, 06:22:07 pm
I remember once, coming out of the theater after the conclusion of the second movie, going up to the usher and saying "excuse me, but the booger flavored beans don't taste like boogers at all."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7456 on: June 26, 2014, 07:39:37 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on June 26, 2014, 07:33:26 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7457 on: June 26, 2014, 09:28:02 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on June 26, 2014, 06:20:53 pm
Quote from: Spehss _ on June 26, 2014, 06:18:37 pm
Quote from: Dutchling on June 26, 2014, 06:11:09 pm
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Spehss, I think you have this thread the wrong way round. The things are meant to be funnier out of context.

No no, Spehss was obviously replying to LordSlowpoke about the octopus thing. It makes perfect sense.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7458 on: June 26, 2014, 10:27:38 pm »
Quote from: Toady One on June 26, 2014, 09:39:25 pm
In any case, please go on merrily killing each other or whatever it is you are doing in this one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7459 on: June 27, 2014, 12:30:17 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on June 27, 2014, 12:28:44 am
Today I learned destitute virgins make for super tasty curly fries.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7460 on: June 27, 2014, 12:31:04 am »
Quote from: Arx on June 27, 2014, 12:30:17 am
Quote from: Spehss _ on June 27, 2014, 12:28:44 am
Today I learned destitute virgins make for super tasty curly fries.
Damnation, you beat me to it. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7461 on: June 27, 2014, 01:12:03 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7462 on: June 27, 2014, 01:22:18 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7463 on: June 27, 2014, 05:46:56 am »
Quote from: Graknorke on June 27, 2014, 05:41:44 am
That is the best video of an almost-naked Japanese man getting shot while in the bath I have seen all week.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7464 on: June 27, 2014, 01:34:52 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on June 27, 2014, 01:19:22 pm
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Quote from: Graknorke on June 27, 2014, 05:41:44 am
That is the best video of an almost-naked Japanese man getting shot while in the bath I have seen all week.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7465 on: June 27, 2014, 06:06:43 pm »
Quote from: DarkDXZ on June 27, 2014, 04:34:08 am
I definitely need your old shit.
Quote from: Arx on June 27, 2014, 05:27:40 am
...She then emailed me again to say she'd managed to open the zip.
Quote from: greatorder on June 27, 2014, 07:20:10 am
I wasn't disapproving. Drunken saunas sound fun.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7466 on: June 27, 2014, 07:16:57 pm »
Quote from: Objective on June 27, 2014, 07:11:29 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7467 on: June 27, 2014, 07:18:09 pm »
Yoink's Arx one made me laugh out loud.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7468 on: June 27, 2014, 07:18:48 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on June 27, 2014, 07:18:09 pm
Yoink's Arx one made me laugh out loud.
If it was "he", it would sound a whole lot more painful out of context...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7469 on: June 27, 2014, 07:25:58 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on June 27, 2014, 07:16:56 pm
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