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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764161 times)

RedKing

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7440 on: June 25, 2014, 10:14:14 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7441 on: June 25, 2014, 10:15:48 am »
Quote from: Darvi on June 25, 2014, 10:08:12 am
Not so surprising considering that Yoink doesn't do quality control.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7442 on: June 25, 2014, 10:21:50 am »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7443 on: June 25, 2014, 10:23:45 am »
I dont suppose  that the devlogs are possible sources for this thread?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7444 on: June 25, 2014, 10:27:03 am »
I did it once and nobody seemed to resist, so I say go for it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7445 on: June 25, 2014, 10:28:19 am »
Huzzah!


Quote from: The Toady One
Zach went out to hunt some night creatures and found a bunch of monsters of twilight up in a tree...  turns out their blood-sensing ability allowed them to detect all the scary beasts deep underground and they wanted nothing to do with it, so they fled from their lair... and treed themselves.
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I walked in there and the mayor was by himself. I thought I'd help them out, so I stabbed him in the head. One of the fleeing dwarves turned around and beat me to death. That'll teach me to meddle in internal affairs.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2014, 10:30:29 am by Aseaheru »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7446 on: June 25, 2014, 02:28:09 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on June 25, 2014, 12:31:03 pm
Just keep throwing a spear back and forth until someone's rabbit gets skewered. Great fun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7447 on: June 26, 2014, 12:27:20 am »
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The penguin thing is when you try not to think about penguins, and you can only think of penguins because you're trying not to think of them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7448 on: June 26, 2014, 04:00:10 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7449 on: June 26, 2014, 08:56:31 am »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7450 on: June 26, 2014, 03:32:07 pm »
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4:31 PM - (Ghost of) U+1F419: i could not describe beans to his satisfaction
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7451 on: June 26, 2014, 03:59:51 pm »
i'm going to need you to explain why that octopus was a ghost in a spoiler
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7452 on: June 26, 2014, 06:18:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7453 on: June 26, 2014, 06:20:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7454 on: June 26, 2014, 06:20:53 pm »
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Quote from: Dutchling on June 26, 2014, 06:11:09 pm
She is actually a patrolman.
Spehss, I think you have this thread the wrong way round. The things are meant to be funnier out of context.
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