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[BlackFlyme]

Was sent to go help re-sort some boxes that were packed incorrectly instead of dealing with tattoos that were supposed to be cut and shipped today.

It was well after lunch when my manager finally stopped me and got angry that I was helping re-sort the boxes, even though she sent me to help in the first place.

She can be scatter-brained at times.

E: Talked to my mom. Told her I was learning to cook. Not sure what I was expecting.

"About fucking time." she says, claiming it wasn't her responsibility to teach me basic life skills.

[XXSockXX]

Rolling chairs are difficult to use for drunk people. That is all.

[Hanslanda]

no sir air is a single gas it's right there on the periodic table under atomic number 18 thank you very much

and playing like a total fucking idiot is stupidly common nowadays i raged about that previously

Atomic number 18 is Argon, which is an inert noble gas. Breathing argon would probably lead to rapid asphyxiation of some variety, I'm guessing. ^Source.

Air is a combination of mostly (~70%) nitrogen, a decent (~20%) portion of oxygen, and a smattering of other random gases, IIRC.

[GiglameshDespair]

But where is WheredidIleavemykeysium? And Unobtainium? And Cantfindium?

a)On the periodic table, below Sofacushionium
b)That planet in avatar with the giant blue hippies
c) That's another name for WheredidIleavemykeysium, every damn day

[Tellemurius]

But where is WheredidIleavemykeysium? And Unobtainium? And Cantfindium?

underneath borium

[hops]

What about Tedium?

[hops]

Is your mom a cat?

[Sinlessmoon]

Akura: Wow that sounds like a really awful house to live in. I really hope everything gets better.

[AlleeCat]

Everyone forgets about the element of surprise!

[MaximumZero]

Is your mom a cat?

Akura should use the spray bottle anyway, just to be sure.

[hops]

Is your mom a cat?

Cmega3 should use the spray bottle anyway, just to be sure.

FTFY

[Arx]

I suggest littering your bed with nails. Nothing will go wrong!

[MaximumZero]

Is your mom a cat?

Cmega3 should use the spray bottle anyway, just to be sure.

FTFY

Fuck, I just defaulted to Akura for parental asshattery. Sorry, guys.

[LordSlowpoke]

I suggest littering your bed with nails. Nothing will go wrong!

suddenly fakirs

hundreds and hundreds of them just piled on one another like an amazon warehouse

[Xantalos]

Mom thinks it's a good idea to come in to my room and fall asleep in m bed.
I wouldn't be so angry if this was the first time.

Huh, mine did that a few days ago. She didn't remember how she got there, but wasnt drunk, so I suspect sleepwalking.