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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711306 times)

Aseaheru

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6210 on: December 13, 2013, 05:36:53 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6211 on: December 14, 2013, 02:30:21 am »

Don't mind me. I'm just a crotchety old bastard sometimes. :x

Apologies all around. Carry on.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6212 on: December 14, 2013, 06:01:33 am »

... what does that mean? Is... is it the arcane secrets of korean peas?
Great, now I have the image of a cow in a wizard robe going around yelling 'I AM HEAVY WIZARD COW' and shooting rockets out of a wand.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2013, 06:04:34 am by Kadzar »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6213 on: December 14, 2013, 12:53:14 pm »

If you want my treasure you'll have to swim in my fluids.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6214 on: December 15, 2013, 03:45:18 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6215 on: December 15, 2013, 08:18:42 am »

It's like some sort of evil forum Atlantis, apparently.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6216 on: December 15, 2013, 07:02:07 pm »

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[16:01:33]   alway   I stubbed his brain!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6217 on: December 15, 2013, 07:03:13 pm »

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[16:01:33]   alway   I stubbed his brain! >:D
Thanks for nothing, by the way >_>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6218 on: December 16, 2013, 06:10:34 pm »

But I'm going to defer to Hanslanda, who is to drugs what Dumbledore is to magic...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6219 on: December 16, 2013, 06:49:02 pm »

There. Now you have it. I'm menstruating again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6220 on: December 18, 2013, 05:21:40 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6221 on: December 18, 2013, 08:11:40 am »

Thinking about it, this is just a list of sigs that didn't quite make the grade, isn't it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6222 on: December 18, 2013, 08:55:02 am »

Ding ding ding HE'S FOUND THE SECRET RUN FOR THE HILLS.

*Vanishes in a poof of dead bodies*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6223 on: December 18, 2013, 08:56:03 am »

Wasn't this thread described recently as "Sigtext's more popular uncle"?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6224 on: December 18, 2013, 08:56:53 am »

Yes. By me. Top of the page.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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