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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711246 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6225 on: December 19, 2013, 09:12:16 pm »

[21:10:50]   <kaijyuu>   hard to tell how culture would evolve if catgirls existed in human history
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6226 on: December 19, 2013, 11:29:41 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6227 on: December 20, 2013, 07:55:55 am »

Kate Mara and Paul Bettany falling down giggling in a poppy-field with some big fuzzy adorable genetically-altered feline uplift romping around them. Just. Experiencing. Life.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6228 on: December 20, 2013, 08:22:53 am »

I slipped and fell from a sewer pipe, fell on a little poop, and took 93 damage and got gibbed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6229 on: December 20, 2013, 06:19:44 pm »

But what i am saying is that I'm the kind of person who would attach wires to brains and see if something happens.
I mean really, what's the worst that could happen if I take a 3D scan of my neurology and upload it to 4chan?

My question would be who the royalties would go toward in a case where you've got a VHI being used for porn and its initial pattern giver still walking around. Assuming anyone's getting paid at all (And seriously, what becomes of R34 when you've regularly got whoever it's being made of actually dropping in for commenting and critique?), who gets the money? Is it split?

Would my VHI have power of attorney on me? That, in particular, would be interesting. I'm pretty sure I'd dick myself over at least once, for the giggles.

E: Can... could you pimp a virtual copy of yourself out? The legalities involving digital copies of fully sentient beings would be glorious.

Doing it right means gradually increased exposure, engaged in willingly by the patient.

In unrelated news I'm saddened by the fact that Solifuge covered up his anus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6230 on: December 21, 2013, 09:57:46 am »

There was an amazing photo of me eating noodles and finding them tasty, but apparently it went foul of Imgur's pornographic images policy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6231 on: December 21, 2013, 12:43:44 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6232 on: December 21, 2013, 05:33:49 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6233 on: December 22, 2013, 12:56:06 pm »

But I'm kinda drunk now and hopefully won't care about being eaten by stuff that much.
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6234 on: December 22, 2013, 03:05:32 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6235 on: December 22, 2013, 04:08:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6236 on: December 22, 2013, 05:06:59 pm »

Clearly you're not seeing the forest for the boobs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6237 on: December 22, 2013, 08:14:41 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6238 on: December 22, 2013, 08:40:19 pm »

((Robots are like zombies: if you're killed by one, you become one.))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6239 on: December 22, 2013, 11:44:15 pm »

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