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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763443 times)

RedKing

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5925 on: October 17, 2013, 08:54:24 am »

Have you ever fought with a magically infused Nazi computer mouse before?
I haven't, and I wouldn't like to repeat it either :C
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5926 on: October 17, 2013, 08:57:29 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5927 on: October 17, 2013, 09:03:06 am »

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Gatleos: I want to watch a show about a bunch of wizards that are petty assholes
If this does exist, someone please inform me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5928 on: October 17, 2013, 01:46:01 pm »

I already ate the bear, and I can't figure out how to take screenshots in Crouton (Ubuntu on a Chromebook).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5929 on: October 18, 2013, 12:04:57 am »

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12:06 AM - Weaponized Knowledge: doritos are not women
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5930 on: October 18, 2013, 12:21:42 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5931 on: October 18, 2013, 06:41:15 am »

If had a job, I would do nothing but shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5932 on: October 18, 2013, 11:17:49 am »

[17:17] <Duckling> I broke Sky's beard :(

<Shook> i should eat more shit and less food
« Last Edit: October 18, 2013, 06:29:00 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5933 on: October 18, 2013, 11:41:00 pm »

I gazed into the abyss and the abyss flapped its slab back at me.

penises are not a herb
« Last Edit: October 19, 2013, 12:14:21 am by RedKing »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5934 on: October 19, 2013, 03:35:18 am »

SLOWPOKE NO.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5935 on: October 19, 2013, 05:16:30 am »

SLOWPOKE NO.

look i'm fairly sure they're not on the list of kfc's secret herbs and spices therefore they're not a herb nor a spice

it's logical
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5936 on: October 19, 2013, 09:26:06 am »

Maybe they are :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5937 on: October 19, 2013, 02:14:03 pm »

Quote from: My Great Aunt
Most people look bad after being turned into a bag.
Quote from: My Mother
Oh god, my fork's covered in heads.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2013, 03:46:12 pm by anailater »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5938 on: October 19, 2013, 02:25:34 pm »

Context. You got it all over your post.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5939 on: October 19, 2013, 02:40:16 pm »

... I'm tired, should I edit it out?
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