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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763320 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5910 on: October 13, 2013, 08:37:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5911 on: October 13, 2013, 09:59:40 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5912 on: October 13, 2013, 11:21:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5913 on: October 13, 2013, 11:52:52 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on October 13, 2013, 11:46:52 pm
if the moon's going to crash into to the economy then it will happen with style
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5914 on: October 15, 2013, 01:14:22 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5915 on: October 15, 2013, 07:09:17 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on October 15, 2013, 05:35:44 am
did that french-canadian just wait them out or are you accusing them of setting things on fire on a regular basis
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5916 on: October 15, 2013, 02:13:43 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on October 15, 2013, 02:11:37 pm
Then it sounds like the optimal solution is to dual wield a goat and a scythe.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5917 on: October 15, 2013, 02:25:28 pm »
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It's nothing to worry about, the internet just took them as ritual sacrifice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5918 on: October 15, 2013, 02:28:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5919 on: October 15, 2013, 08:21:00 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on October 15, 2013, 07:41:40 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5920 on: October 15, 2013, 09:31:28 pm »
Quote from: Squill on October 15, 2013, 09:27:10 pm
without breaking eye contact, reaches into his bag and pulls out another goddamn beret.

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It's pretty jarring, going from a Modest Mouse song to the sounds of a man being ripped limb from limb.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5921 on: October 15, 2013, 10:14:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5922 on: October 15, 2013, 11:05:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5923 on: October 16, 2013, 08:56:23 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5924 on: October 16, 2013, 06:48:42 pm »
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