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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756317 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5940 on: October 19, 2013, 03:26:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5941 on: October 19, 2013, 04:46:26 pm »
Itnetlolor: NO ONE EXPECTS THE ANGRY INTERRUPTION!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5942 on: October 19, 2013, 04:49:18 pm »
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Vectoria: I don't care if you're fully functional, Data
Vectoria: None of this
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Itnetlolor: the noose tierd itself. No worries,.
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IronyOwl: But there's clearly no Phantom
Wymar: GUess I'll PM Phatnom
Wymar: To tell him he doesn't exist.
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tnetlolor: I'm amazed none of them have drug problems at this point.
IronyOwl: Yeah D:<
IronyOwl: Well
IronyOwl: We don't know that they don't
Wymar: Back then drug problems didn't exist
IronyOwl: Little opium, maybe some absinthe on the side
Wymar: It was just drugs back then.
Vectoria: I'm pretty sure the Phantom is hitting something
IronyOwl: Less a problem and more of a cabinet.
Wymar: Yeah.
LNCP: Have some heroin for your cough
Alway: maybe the phantom really IS all in their head? :P
IronyOwl: ...oh ***
IronyOwl: That might explain soem things
Solifuge: That's the -secret- lesson
Solifuge: of the story
Wymar: Drugs are bad, m'kay?
IronyOwl: "That's nothing, Christine. There is no Phantom. I should know, I've been haunted by the Wraith and the Oliophaunt for years, but they're not real, okay?"
LNCP: Even adderall?
Solifuge: Drugs will make people around you die, and you will get into bad relationships.
Solifuge: Very specific moral
Vectoria: Oh Christine =/
Vectoria: I knew they said you needed to hit the drugs to succeed in ballet
IronyOwl: I dunno, at least this one's got the sappy we're-in-love aspect
Vectoria: But no
Vectoria: You're still a *** ballerina
Cheeetar: It's marginally better than being stuck in the phantom's love dungeon
Vectoria: And you're on drugs
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Solifuge: Phantom gonna stab a ***
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Wymar: Is it a fedora?
Wymar: Damn it's a fedora isn't it
Vectoria: You are such a nice guy
Wymar: He's one of THEM
Vectoria: The nicest
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5943 on: October 19, 2013, 04:55:56 pm »
Quote from: my friend
"nice cabbage.
warm cabbage.

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hey, [me], i'm incubating the cabbage!
the cabbage is hatching!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5944 on: October 19, 2013, 04:59:32 pm »
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LNCP: He should just go and buy heroin from the drugstore like every other normal 19th century person.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5945 on: October 19, 2013, 05:00:14 pm »
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In this moment, I am euphoric.

Not because of any phony god's blessing.

But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5946 on: October 19, 2013, 05:00:31 pm »
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Solifuge: But... but I was sure kidnapping someone and forcing them to live out my fantasy of being the Prima Donna would work!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5947 on: October 19, 2013, 05:04:22 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on October 19, 2013, 05:00:14 pm
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In this moment, I am euphoric.

Not because of any phony god's blessing.

But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
checkmate, athetits

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* Descan puts on his fedora and does not shave for a week
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5948 on: October 19, 2013, 05:05:08 pm »
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Solifuge: They're the other lesser known Phantoms of the Opera
Alway: This meeting of the Silly Hats Society is called to order."

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Solifuge: That phantom of the opera is there / inside your hat?

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Alway: Masquerade Parties: cosplay before cosplay existed
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5949 on: October 19, 2013, 05:29:55 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on October 19, 2013, 05:00:14 pm
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In this moment, I am euphoric.

Not because of any phony god's blessing.

But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

That's not a thing that belongs here.

Even if I did actually voice that once.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5950 on: October 19, 2013, 07:54:35 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on October 19, 2013, 06:00:08 pm
Bread doesn't need drugs to be happy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5951 on: October 20, 2013, 10:10:42 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 20, 2013, 10:04:16 am
Where the hell did you find a 3 gallon jug of milk!?

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[10:10]   Sky   Why is b12 so complex D:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5952 on: October 20, 2013, 03:27:16 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on October 20, 2013, 03:24:33 pm
Yet another conundrum solved by copious application of lube.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5953 on: October 20, 2013, 06:07:57 pm »
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You haven't heard about the kidnap to own program at the local preschool?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5954 on: October 20, 2013, 07:15:18 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on October 20, 2013, 06:35:21 pm
"You should stop swimming in that river, it's full of raw sewage."

"Why? I've already gotten in it."
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