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miauw62

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5520 on: August 03, 2013, 09:23:54 am »
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<Sky> MonkeyHead: ... There's boat porn?

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5521 on: August 03, 2013, 01:58:22 pm »
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19:56 - Capt. Eduardo del Mango: Is that like the Mile High Club?
19:57 - MFToast: Kind of. Lots of chicken blood, though
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5522 on: August 03, 2013, 03:05:41 pm »
[22:04] <Shook> THE ENDLESS CHASE FOR SPACE SEX
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5523 on: August 03, 2013, 10:48:53 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 03, 2013, 08:02:53 pm
Isn't that a bit bigoted? Can't a guy manufacture puzzle-bombs in a volcano base shaped like a skull AND NOT BE CALLED A VILLAIN? Sheesh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5524 on: August 03, 2013, 10:56:38 pm »
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YELLING BIRD: "but baby you're so percussive"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5525 on: August 04, 2013, 12:02:54 am »
Quote from: applesauce machine on August 03, 2013, 02:54:50 am
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Raneman: i still can't find satan
Raneman: help me find him

here he is

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Weaponized Knowledge: for that matter i should be able to search by religion, seuxal orientation, any potential disabilities, and social security number
Weaponized Knowledge: i'm sure facebook knows all of this
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5526 on: August 04, 2013, 12:07:06 am »
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Quote from: freeformschooler on June 15, 2013, 03:22:15 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5527 on: August 04, 2013, 01:31:33 am »
Quote from: Weaponized Knowledge on August 04, 2013, 12:07:06 am
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ss4mario: its waifu fighting simulator

I'm sure there's far too many of those on the market.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5528 on: August 04, 2013, 02:25:23 am »
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Oh, I've never seen one of those before, I wonder how hard they OH SWEET JESUS MY HITPOINTS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5529 on: August 04, 2013, 05:14:30 am »
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06:11 <Japa>: You can do me, though, if you want.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5530 on: August 04, 2013, 08:32:40 am »
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<Wrex> PUNCH THE GROUND
<Wrex> GET SEEDS
<Wrex> PUNCH THE TREES
<Wrex> GET WOOD
<Wrex> MAKE WOODEN PALLETE
<Wrex> USE AS BED
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5531 on: August 04, 2013, 10:29:47 am »
Quote from: greatorder on August 04, 2013, 10:21:53 am
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<Wrex> PUNCH THE GROUND
<Wrex> GET SEEDS
<Wrex> PUNCH THE TREES
<Wrex> GET WOOD
<Wrex> MAKE WOODEN PALLETE
<Wrex> USE AS BED
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Minecraft?
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5532 on: August 04, 2013, 04:36:17 pm »
[23:33] <Remalle> THERE'S DEMONS TRAPPED IN MY BALLS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5533 on: August 04, 2013, 07:37:13 pm »
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8:05 PM - Applesaucemachine: there's a scorpion on your dick
8:05 PM - Applesaucemachine: you have to get it off
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Quote from: freeformschooler on June 15, 2013, 03:22:15 pm
Fight to regain Kirby's liver before the pink puffball dies after days of grueling fever and jaundice.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5534 on: August 04, 2013, 08:31:21 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on August 04, 2013, 08:21:20 pm
ANY WHO THREATEN THIS THREAD SHALL EXPERIENCE MY WRINKLY LATIN PACKAGE!

OOC'd on behalf of Gatleos. Just pretend this post is his or something.
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