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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762144 times)

Ehndras

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2730 on: April 12, 2012, 09:37:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2731 on: April 12, 2012, 09:37:32 pm »
Huh, where did that come from? I could swear I've seen if somewhere around here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2732 on: April 12, 2012, 09:56:10 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2733 on: April 12, 2012, 10:01:55 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner on April 12, 2012, 09:37:32 pm
Huh, where did that come from? I could swear I've seen if somewhere around here.

Happy Thread, was just posted. Or do you mean the bacon-tux one? That was a little kid's letter to a weatherman, some small-town thing they do, and it was bloody hilarious.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2734 on: April 12, 2012, 10:21:33 pm »
Quote from: Ehndras on April 12, 2012, 09:18:33 pm
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You're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for a horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames

This made my god damn day.

I have to draw that as soon as I'm done finals. Seriously.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2735 on: April 12, 2012, 10:24:08 pm »
*Pokes head in*

*Silently stares at the gathered people, his finger on a button*

*Slowly walks out, still keeping eye contact*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2736 on: April 12, 2012, 10:28:18 pm »
Eye contact is aggressive behaviour.


*pounces*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2737 on: April 12, 2012, 10:29:44 pm »
*Swiftly dodges pounce and hits the button.*

"See ya later." *Walks out, locking the door behind him.*
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2738 on: April 15, 2012, 02:39:29 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2739 on: April 15, 2012, 05:16:21 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 06, 2012, 12:00:14 pm
I can't remember my psychiatrist's advice all too clearly, but I'm fairly sure it was something along the lines of "...hurt people." That's all I heard anyway, I wasn't paying attention to the rest of what she was saying.

Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 06:32:10 pm
Natch, whales are immortal, godless killing machines. That's the moral of Moby-Dick.

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The majestic sky whale, of course, gliding through the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Quote from: KodKod on April 12, 2012, 01:17:25 pm
None of these ideas involve sufficient stabbing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2740 on: April 16, 2012, 07:17:05 pm »
Quote from: fqllve on April 16, 2012, 06:55:45 pm
And this is why robots are extinct.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2741 on: April 16, 2012, 07:44:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2742 on: April 16, 2012, 08:00:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2743 on: April 16, 2012, 10:11:18 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on April 16, 2012, 10:07:17 pm
Wait...You guys can't smell God too?
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2744 on: April 17, 2012, 01:51:58 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on April 17, 2012, 01:50:14 pm
Not that I've strapped anyone to the roof with a couple ropes. Or stuck a couple people in the trunk for a somewhat long car ride.
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Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
Disclaimer: I never take cases online for ethical reasons. If you require an attorney; you need to find one licensed to practice in your jurisdiction. Never take anything online as legal advice, because each case is different and one size does not fit all. Wants nothing at all to do with law.

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