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[Aklyon]

I surfed on the interwebs and found a priest that marries yandere mercenaries and near-dead carcasses for one token.

But what if the yandere mercs say they aren't?

[SeriousConcentrate]

I'd answer how it's obvious she's yandere, but that would give the quote too much context. ^^^;

[Shakerag]

Y'know, I was just about to suggest we all pitch in and by Truean one of those. One end would be kinda rusty and jagged, with the end for holding well-maintained and textured with rubber for an easy grip.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

<x3n0ph0b3> I can't handle glass towers full of chickens.

[Skyrunner]

That sounds kinda like Minecraft, for some reason.

The chickens always glitched out of my elaborate death traps, I remember.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

It is Minecraft.
We were discussing my Chicken Battery.

[Skyrunner]

Whenever I get the freedom to play games again, I'm going to download a ton of mods and play mod-happy.

Until then, I must bide my time

It is Minecraft.
We were discussing my Chicken Battery.

not sure if chicken battery farm.

or a battery that runs off of chickens.

I'd say... it's a military training route called the Chicken Battery, where either you or the chickens are bombarded with either chickens or something more horrible.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

It is Minecraft.
We were discussing my Chicken Battery.

not sure if chicken battery farm.

or a battery that runs off of chickens.

Consider which of the Minecraft threads I started

I think I posted images way back in the vanilla thread.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yah, it converts chicken eggs into liquid magic, which can be converted into electricity.

[Skyrunner]

...Wow, the major mods thread has a lot of good mods.
I want to play minecraft again D:

[fqllve]

I will be all of your friends! I will eat them to become them. Then I will eat your favourite artists and actors so you can hang out with them. Because I care.

[Truean]

Lambchop doesn't want to deal with your pussyfooting "Oh I'm tired of this song" BS anymore!

I give them pants, I give them booze, and I keep the greenskins out.  What else do they want?!

They only care if the child dies within their fortress.  Dies outside?  Meh.

Now we just need dwarven cocaine.

That is, the little drunken naked bastards are now clothed and no longer shuffling about the fort, but blazing around at the speed of an industry powerhouse totally devoid of OSHA approved conditions and fueled primarily by the least environmentally friendly power generations ever created and the screams of damned children.

Boxes are simply easier.  You make the box, and eventually the dwarf ends up in the box.  Slabs are made special, that takes effort.

success fort

Surely, you jest?

Just because the audience can speak doesn't mean they'll be respected.

Well that took a good 7 minutes to stalk through 20 something pages of Girlinhat's posts this week.

[Aklyon]

Whenever I get the freedom to play games again, I'm going to download a ton of mods and play mod-happy.

Until then, I must bide my time

It is Minecraft.
We were discussing my Chicken Battery.

not sure if chicken battery farm.

or a battery that runs off of chickens.

I'd say... it's a military training route called the Chicken Battery, where either you or the chickens are bombarded with either chickens or something more horrible.

So the Chickens are pre-enraged LoZ Cuccos, then? angering those things could be considered a bombardment the way they flew at you en masse.

[applesauce machine]

freeformschooler: redneck speak is like japanese

[Ehndras]

You're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for a horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames

This made my god damn day.