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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756561 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2745 on: April 17, 2012, 09:02:26 pm »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on April 17, 2012, 08:37:28 pm
With enough girls in tight spandex shorts, you can end any conflict.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2746 on: April 18, 2012, 12:08:11 am »
Now I know this is mostly for forum stuff but:
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So how is that going to work? Your going to have to eat her while she's watering you. [actual awkward silence]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2747 on: April 18, 2012, 07:55:23 am »
I can't believe this wasn't already on here.  ???

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It's not MY fault I like hot sticky shafts of meat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2748 on: April 18, 2012, 12:25:19 pm »
Not the funny type of out-of-context quote, but I figured I should share it anyway.

"Damned is a weak heart, for he giveth unto the undeserving - but perhaps he is blessed, for he hath yet a heart to give. Compassion leadeth not to damnation, but to the path of righteousness. For though he giveth unto the undeserving, they shall in turn be shown a selflessness without limit - a heart unafraid to love."

I'll go back to ridiculous hilarity now. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2749 on: April 19, 2012, 01:01:43 am »
Now what if they got prototyped before Jane had entered? Would the incisisphere even be able to contain the huge bitch that is Vrisqueen?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2750 on: April 19, 2012, 01:05:43 am »
Darvi, the MSPA is that-away.

* Descan points.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2751 on: April 19, 2012, 01:06:46 am »
That's like the fifth time that happens to me.

Not caring enough to fix that now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2752 on: April 19, 2012, 01:26:22 am »
Quote from: Angelca on April 19, 2012, 12:49:21 am
Funny Mirror Mirror Quotesin movie is when Prince Alcott says: "I think Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the whole world." The Evil Queen: "Agree to disagree." totally loved it.
Have we trained spambots to post in the right places?  :o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2753 on: April 19, 2012, 01:39:04 am »
Quote from: Pnx on April 19, 2012, 12:10:49 am
This is why you should try to use as little real physics as possible in these things, because real physics sucks, is illogical, and looks unrealistic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2754 on: April 20, 2012, 12:20:39 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2755 on: April 20, 2012, 03:48:49 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 19, 2012, 08:29:03 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2756 on: April 22, 2012, 08:46:15 am »
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So, how much Exp did you earn for defeating pneumonia?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2757 on: April 22, 2012, 12:45:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2758 on: April 22, 2012, 02:23:29 pm »
Quote from: Japa on April 22, 2012, 12:52:29 pm
Everyone else: Blublublublublublub.

Me: BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2759 on: April 23, 2012, 09:05:58 am »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on April 22, 2012, 10:47:06 pm
I don't want to play in challenge mode! Challenge mode means blood everywhere!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.
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