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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708985 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #1050 on: March 30, 2011, 05:52:51 pm »
Wow.  I needed that laugh.  Thank you <3
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"The question of the usefulness of poetry arises only in periods of its decline, while in periods of its flowering, no one doubts its total uselessness." - Boris Pasternak

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #1051 on: March 30, 2011, 05:54:30 pm »
Haha I was scared to click the link but finally did, and when I did I got the joke.  That was awesome.

Just so the scared folks know it's
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #1052 on: March 30, 2011, 05:56:33 pm »
Dicks dont scare me.
Conversations with older people scare me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #1053 on: March 30, 2011, 08:52:58 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on March 30, 2011, 05:56:33 pm
Dicks dont scare me.
Conversations with older people scare me.
They'll pretend you're young if you pretend you're old...

...

Actually I think they'll pretend they're young and that you're old no matter what.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #1054 on: March 30, 2011, 09:20:39 pm »
This does not answer the question of WHERE CAN I FIND THESE DICKS.

...wait what
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #1055 on: March 30, 2011, 09:27:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #1056 on: March 30, 2011, 09:32:12 pm »
even though it has been a longstanding dream of mine to be quoted here, that doesnt count.

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Does it?

wait what am I saying I'm the thread creator what I say goes.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1057 on: March 31, 2011, 05:33:37 pm »
Quote from: Croquantes on March 31, 2011, 05:24:51 pm
The giant purple dildo sword will be mine. >:0
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1058 on: April 01, 2011, 12:43:54 am »
BlargityBlarg: MAXIMUM URETHRAL CIRCUMFERENCE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1059 on: April 01, 2011, 05:13:54 am »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on April 01, 2011, 12:43:54 am
BlargityBlarg: MAXIMUM URETHRAL CIRCUMFERENCE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Doesn't he need to roll on an urethral circumference chart first? I mean, if you need to roll for other types of circumference...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1060 on: April 01, 2011, 08:58:20 am »
Quote from: Ahra on April 01, 2011, 08:52:36 am
asses tentacles and parlyzation may be an good thing

Oh, Ahra!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 09:06:40 am by Ochita »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1061 on: April 01, 2011, 08:59:10 am »
I see edited text in there. U r disqualified from teh quotez0rs
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1062 on: April 01, 2011, 09:01:31 am »
I was correcting grammar!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1063 on: April 01, 2011, 09:02:35 am »
Quote from: Ochita on April 01, 2011, 09:01:31 am
I was correcting grammar!

An good thing? After corrections? Orly?
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In a world with so many hydras, who am I to throw away my extra swords?
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THIS UNDEAD THREAD SHALL BE WOVEN INTO UNDEAD SOCKS
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Hot Chocolate is like Dakka. You can never have enuff of it, and you should try not to drop it on your pants.
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Soon I shall be fluent in Box, including obscure dialects such as Pyramid, Sphere and Japanese.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1064 on: April 01, 2011, 09:07:17 am »
Okay, okay... I sorted it out. Now, who knew that Ahra was into that?
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