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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761318 times)

iceball3

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My saliva tastes and smells like blood, but I'm not bleeding.

What. The. Fuck.
Did you happen to be eating any excess of copper or iron recently? Had any pennies in your mouth?
GOD DARN IT MISREADING

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Ochita

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I saw it as... The 'Gentleman's sausage'...
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Quote from: Freeform
princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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Am I meant to sound like a cartoon stereotype of a native American?
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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2:22 PM - ~Iceball3~: A Sphinxter!~
2:22 PM - ~Iceball3~ badum tsh
2:22 PM - ~Iceball3~: :D
2:22 PM - Rozy~♥: ... Oh geeze that was so bad I think I got an Anurism
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Ochita

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Ooh, I get it the first sexond I saw it.
Second, I meant to type second!
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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2:45 PM - ~Iceball3~: I WAS gonna make one, but ein... She's a ninja or something.
2:45 PM - ~Iceball3~: Like...
2:46 PM - ~Iceball3~: One with a bazooka that fires rabbits.
2:46 PM - Rozy~♥: And swords.
2:46 PM - Rozy~♥: And rabits with swords through them holding swords
2:46 PM - ~Iceball3~: Rabbit kebabs on swords perhaps?
2:46 PM - ~Iceball3~: Holding swords while riding a sword propelled sword?
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The Doctor

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What happens if the person who gets shot has a sword?
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Darvi

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Then reality collapses.
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Darvi

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And now, more from The Solifuge Livestream:
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ochitab12: VICTORIAN EROTICA?!?!
CoughDrop: lol
tellemurius: sounds hawt
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CoughDrop: My dwarven miners aren't allowed to mine unless they can write me poetry
« Last Edit: April 03, 2011, 08:02:01 pm by Darvi »
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9:09 PM - Aqizzar: yes?
9:09 PM - Iceball3: The acronym for my personal text is GAAG.
9:09 PM - Rozy~♥: You're about to be made into ice shavings?
9:09 PM - Aqizzar: GAAAAAAAAAG
9:09 PM - Rozy~♥ shoves iceball into a blender
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Bauglir

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From Solifuge's Livestream

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Vert: Soli's boning everything.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Vert:just make me feel dirty
I think I'm going to be dirty

'Are you entering?'
"Yeah, I'm entering"
« Last Edit: April 03, 2011, 08:21:06 pm by Ochita »
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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...goddamnit. Bauglir's was funny, but Ochita's hits too close to home :P
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Zrk2

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Is this dwarven engineering or German engineering? We may never know...
It doesn't involve any magma, so I'd say it's German engineering.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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ochitab12: That awkward moment when your chamber of secrets is opened

Revenge >:D
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