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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762795 times)

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #555 on: November 19, 2010, 10:39:07 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on November 19, 2010, 10:36:05 pm
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Do they live in a town full of chickens, or something?

Look at her uniform--it has a rooster on it.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #556 on: November 19, 2010, 10:40:15 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 19, 2010, 10:39:07 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on November 19, 2010, 10:36:05 pm
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Do they live in a town full of chickens, or something?

Look at her uniform--it has a rooster on it.

They call their big rally "Cock Fest".  Well, I know Lobster Fest was all the lobster I could eat for $10.99, so...
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #557 on: November 19, 2010, 10:46:29 pm »
Quote from: Cracked
This image is a message board staple and easy to confuse with something that's been manipulated lolcat-style. But it is in fact just a cheerleader at the University of South Carolina, home of the the Gamecocks. The girl is leading the crowd in the official school cheer of "GAME!-COCKS!" with each word printed on one side of the card.

We would say here that they named the team during a more innocent time, but we're having trouble believing such a time ever existed. And you'd think after discovering their faux pas, they'd find a cheer that didn't require a young girl in a skirt to carry around a foot-tall dick euphemism on a sign.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #558 on: November 20, 2010, 04:09:43 pm »
デゥムジュス: Anyway, the joke is that sudo is the command for 'give me root authority.'
デゥムジュス: Which means you can do anything if you start the command with sudo.
Realmfighter: Anything?
Realmfighter: Can you make the computer explode?
Realmfighter: CAN YOU MAKE THE COMPUTER EXPLODE
デゥムジュス: Computers don't explode unless you plant a bomb on them.
デゥムジュス: They can't just go boom on their own.
Realmfighter: YOU SAID ANYTHING
Realmfighter: YOU LIER
デゥムジュス: sudo shut up.
Realmfighter: BLARG
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #559 on: November 21, 2010, 02:05:41 am »
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #560 on: November 21, 2010, 03:35:01 am »
Quote from: ein on November 20, 2010, 04:09:43 pm
Realmfighter: BLARG

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #561 on: November 21, 2010, 03:38:48 am »
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #562 on: November 22, 2010, 04:35:51 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on November 22, 2010, 04:31:42 pm
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #563 on: November 22, 2010, 05:45:07 pm »
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on November 21, 2010, 10:41:26 pm
Humans: 1 dude.
Elves: Completely destoryed
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #564 on: November 22, 2010, 06:38:55 pm »
Quote from: Armok on November 15, 2010, 02:57:48 pm
I am pretty much the closest you will come to what you're asking for
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #565 on: November 22, 2010, 08:35:30 pm »
Quote from: D&D Session yesterday
Criptfeind: I suck cocks
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #566 on: November 22, 2010, 08:42:29 pm »
The things you say on the spur of the moment.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #567 on: November 22, 2010, 08:44:33 pm »
It makes me sad that I am not quoted here.

It makes me sadder that I do not really post anything anywhere people look to quote things from.

I am extremely upset that I do not have the required insanity for the big leagues.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #568 on: November 22, 2010, 08:46:58 pm »
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Quote from: Thomas Paine
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes thread.
« Reply #569 on: November 22, 2010, 08:48:03 pm »
Being quoted in the quote thread about a quote you said in the quote thread does not quote thread.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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