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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1714434 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9765 on: February 18, 2015, 12:58:26 pm »

"Johnson would go down in history as "That Sultry Carrot Guy.""
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9766 on: February 18, 2015, 04:03:46 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9768 on: February 18, 2015, 04:28:36 pm »

What about a sexy carrot, a screaming corn dog, and an extreme detail of some cook's nostrils? Also he's chasing a zombie roast chicken.
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« Last Edit: February 18, 2015, 06:24:34 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9769 on: February 18, 2015, 06:44:55 pm »

Then we made Shakerag die, something that could only happen because a velociraptor became a Shakerag by eating Vector.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9770 on: February 18, 2015, 06:47:39 pm »

Why does Mount Olympus look like a Christmas tree with a flaming ballsack?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9771 on: February 18, 2015, 06:48:54 pm »

Too late there.
Why does Mount Olympus look like a Christmas tree with a flaming ballsack?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9772 on: February 18, 2015, 06:55:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9773 on: February 18, 2015, 08:37:43 pm »

Then we made Shakerag die, something that could only happen because a velociraptor became a Shakerag by eating Vector.
Hehehe it's actually better if you know the context, but just looking at the surrounding things won't give it to you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9774 on: February 18, 2015, 09:34:04 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9775 on: February 18, 2015, 09:47:24 pm »

the latter is cities drowning in cow shit
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9776 on: February 18, 2015, 11:24:09 pm »

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23:13   Convalescence   I'll draw a graph. It'll have a Flittermouse circle connected to a Tradewind circle, which is itself connected to infinitely many other circles of various genders and speciies.
23:14   Anon   And Flittermouse is secondary connected to all those others too.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9777 on: February 19, 2015, 01:00:18 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9778 on: February 19, 2015, 01:10:47 am »

If you roll a five, all that will be left of you will be a perfectly preserved invisible bear ass.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9779 on: February 19, 2015, 01:49:07 pm »

If you roll a five, all that will be left of you will be a perfectly preserved invisible bear ass.
But how can the hero collect the bear ass if the bear ass is invisible?
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