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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9750 on: February 16, 2015, 02:19:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9751 on: February 16, 2015, 07:58:13 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9752 on: February 16, 2015, 11:37:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9753 on: February 16, 2015, 02:58:40 pm »
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What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9754 on: February 16, 2015, 07:23:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9755 on: February 16, 2015, 08:02:09 pm »
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perhaps, in an alternate earth inhabited by psychic stillborn kittens.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9756 on: February 16, 2015, 08:07:55 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on February 16, 2015, 07:56:33 pm
the serial killer is also your wedding planner.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9757 on: February 17, 2015, 12:45:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9758 on: February 17, 2015, 06:37:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9759 on: February 17, 2015, 07:44:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9760 on: February 18, 2015, 04:35:13 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9761 on: February 18, 2015, 05:20:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9762 on: February 18, 2015, 08:58:59 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9763 on: February 18, 2015, 11:19:13 am »
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Their skin is ice cold. They feed on human flesh. They all sleep in coffins. I dunno, maybe they're Canadian?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9764 on: February 18, 2015, 11:53:07 am »
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So should I impregnate my giant jaguar or not?
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