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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761872 times)

darkpaladin109

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9735 on: February 13, 2015, 05:11:54 pm »

People start regressing into cannibalism hours into being stranded?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9736 on: February 14, 2015, 12:47:54 pm »

This castle is mine now, get yourself and your false god off my property.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9737 on: February 14, 2015, 01:38:18 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9739 on: February 14, 2015, 06:10:29 pm »

0_o

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9740 on: February 14, 2015, 06:33:35 pm »

Does not know Dwarfy chops up hookers and serves them to wealthy perverts.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9741 on: February 14, 2015, 06:45:23 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9742 on: February 14, 2015, 07:44:07 pm »

I want to celebrate the defeat of the Dark Lord by contracting syphilis!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9743 on: February 14, 2015, 07:51:04 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9744 on: February 14, 2015, 10:46:36 pm »

I kinda like the various functions performed by my lower body.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9745 on: February 15, 2015, 02:06:33 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9746 on: February 15, 2015, 08:16:41 am »

Please hand in your swastika and report to the showers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9747 on: February 15, 2015, 11:51:03 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9748 on: February 15, 2015, 07:42:24 pm »

Many loans were taken out. Many. But I won, and decided to become a vassal. I then married my son
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9749 on: February 15, 2015, 10:01:40 pm »

I may or may not have stolen Neil deGrasse Tyson's car

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