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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761824 times)

Teneb

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9765 on: February 18, 2015, 12:58:26 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on February 18, 2015, 12:56:17 pm
"Johnson would go down in history as "That Sultry Carrot Guy.""
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9766 on: February 18, 2015, 04:03:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9767 on: February 18, 2015, 04:22:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9768 on: February 18, 2015, 04:28:36 pm »
Quote from: Darkmere on February 18, 2015, 12:18:14 pm
What about a sexy carrot, a screaming corn dog, and an extreme detail of some cook's nostrils? Also he's chasing a zombie roast chicken.
Quote from: nenjin on February 18, 2015, 06:19:51 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9769 on: February 18, 2015, 06:44:55 pm »
Quote from: Jack A T on February 18, 2015, 06:23:26 pm
Then we made Shakerag die, something that could only happen because a velociraptor became a Shakerag by eating Vector.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9770 on: February 18, 2015, 06:47:39 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 17, 2015, 08:49:54 pm
Why does Mount Olympus look like a Christmas tree with a flaming ballsack?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9771 on: February 18, 2015, 06:48:54 pm »
Too late there.
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Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 17, 2015, 08:49:54 pm
Why does Mount Olympus look like a Christmas tree with a flaming ballsack?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9772 on: February 18, 2015, 06:55:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9773 on: February 18, 2015, 08:37:43 pm »
Quote from: Shakerag on February 18, 2015, 06:44:55 pm
Quote from: Jack A T on February 18, 2015, 06:23:26 pm
Then we made Shakerag die, something that could only happen because a velociraptor became a Shakerag by eating Vector.
Hehehe it's actually better if you know the context, but just looking at the surrounding things won't give it to you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9774 on: February 18, 2015, 09:34:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9775 on: February 18, 2015, 09:47:24 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on February 18, 2015, 09:46:10 pm
the latter is cities drowning in cow shit
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9776 on: February 18, 2015, 11:24:09 pm »
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23:20   Four_Capital_Letters    No no no, you went so low you dug all the way to China and started climbing Mt. Lhotse

23:13   Convalescence   I'll draw a graph. It'll have a Flittermouse circle connected to a Tradewind circle, which is itself connected to infinitely many other circles of various genders and speciies.
23:14   Anon   And Flittermouse is secondary connected to all those others too.

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23:31   Four_Capital_Letters Flitter's mom: "Stop selling drugs, getting into powerful cults, and studying black magic Sweetie, I'm getting a /small bit/ worried ..."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9777 on: February 19, 2015, 01:00:18 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9778 on: February 19, 2015, 01:10:47 am »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on February 19, 2015, 01:07:24 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9779 on: February 19, 2015, 01:49:07 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 19, 2015, 01:10:47 am
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on February 19, 2015, 01:07:24 am
If you roll a five, all that will be left of you will be a perfectly preserved invisible bear ass.
But how can the hero collect the bear ass if the bear ass is invisible?
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