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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761453 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3840 on: October 17, 2012, 12:23:25 am »
Quote from: Descan on October 17, 2012, 12:22:12 am
Heil Stalin, Fuhrer of the Third Soviet State!

We must take the money from the Jews and the homosexuals and give them to the workers of the world!

... Wait, that's what they did. Holy shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3841 on: October 17, 2012, 04:05:25 am »
Quote from: Dwarmin on October 15, 2012, 12:35:29 pm
I put max skills ranks into handwaving ^^
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3842 on: October 17, 2012, 07:21:24 am »
Quote from: New Guy on October 16, 2012, 10:40:05 pm
Oh yay my first ever quote on this thread. xD
If I remember correctly, my was about beating wolf skulls in with a baseball bat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3843 on: October 17, 2012, 08:07:31 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 16, 2012, 06:53:01 pm
And that's how we all learned not to hug someone when your time clone is trying to hurt them.

And all it took was destroying the universe.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3844 on: October 17, 2012, 09:54:07 am »
Quote from: Darvi on October 17, 2012, 09:35:27 am
And here we have a magma-proof elf who conquered the dwarven race by sheer acrobatic skill alone.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3845 on: October 17, 2012, 11:12:47 am »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on October 17, 2012, 11:10:55 am
You can do it with your jeans until they get waterlogged.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3846 on: October 17, 2012, 11:13:29 am »
Quote from: Mego on October 17, 2012, 12:47:54 am
You truly are an Eldritch Abomination for using Internet Explorer.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3847 on: October 17, 2012, 02:49:33 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 17, 2012, 02:36:10 pm
And our hero finds him surrounded by brains, raining from the sky.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3848 on: October 17, 2012, 05:26:09 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on October 17, 2012, 05:20:59 pm
In some cases, your best option is to simply light the place on fire and run screaming. Hopefully it'll do more than leave you with a cannibalistic flaming spider orgy-ball, rolling down your street and both setting everything on fire and poisoning everyone.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3849 on: October 17, 2012, 05:34:48 pm »
Quote from: Gregory John Struck
This is gonna be the comfiest, most cramped, warmest fucking hole since... Oh.

A snippet from an entertaining conversation a few friends and I had on Facebook after a very long, stressful, shyte day. Its even funnier with the context, but you'll have to find me for that :P Too bad!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3850 on: October 17, 2012, 06:54:57 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 17, 2012, 06:52:26 pm
You must obtain additional headphones.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3851 on: October 18, 2012, 12:38:41 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 14, 2012, 05:42:16 pm
Post 1: Question.
Post 2: Answer.
Post n, n>2: Derail.


I may have done this one wrong. Not quite sure. :/
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3852 on: October 18, 2012, 11:54:49 am »
Quote from: Levi on October 18, 2012, 11:08:45 am
Co-ops are the ultimate form of corporation
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3853 on: October 18, 2012, 01:29:25 pm »
Quote from: Askot Bokbondeler on October 17, 2012, 06:27:22 pm
well if you use smite evil you can do considerable damage to homophobes even with just a foam sword

Quote from: scriver on October 18, 2012, 02:15:19 am
I'm pretty sure charging with your foam sword held high is sexual assault as well.

(I love this forum.)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3854 on: October 18, 2012, 01:40:26 pm »
Quote from: Descan on October 18, 2012, 01:33:53 pm
Best thing about polar bears is that you can dye them any colour you wish~
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