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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16258102 times)

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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91680 on: October 17, 2012, 12:49:49 am »

Birthday today. Hoorah!
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91681 on: October 17, 2012, 01:27:33 am »

Hooray! The timeless monstrosity is one year older.
To the OOC thread with ye! Thanks, kai :P
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91682 on: October 17, 2012, 07:19:19 am »

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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91683 on: October 17, 2012, 07:36:32 am »

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You can grab hold of tiles in flight now, either after a jump or a fall. The success rate depends on how fast you are going, and I'm sure it'll depend on attributes and any relevant skills, although I'm not sure I've got a relevant skill named yet. I managed to jump between two far apart branches of a tree, then between trees, and I jumped along a rough wall, which seems like it should be quite dangerous.
I'm now imagining parkouring Dwarfs, which is about as amazing in my mind as a Volus shuffling.
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91684 on: October 17, 2012, 07:40:58 am »

parkouring Dwarfs
Would their lower centre of mass be a benefit or a hindrance to them?

Also I have no problem imagining it, for some reason.
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91685 on: October 17, 2012, 07:43:46 am »

That is truly glorious.

Since I have yet to play adventure mode, my #1 question is how much of this we will see creatures doing in fortress mode.
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91686 on: October 17, 2012, 07:45:18 am »

Armok no, now I'm imagining elven war-acrobats infiltrating a fortress.
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91687 on: October 17, 2012, 07:51:12 am »

Armok no, now I'm imagining elven war-acrobats infiltrating a fortress.

Leaping down onto the battlements from their war eagles!  Some getting shot right out of the air, or missing their jumps and exploding on the ground beneath the walls!
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91688 on: October 17, 2012, 08:31:07 am »

And some jumping on the fortifications, then on that entrance pillar, and then down on the militia commander the friend of 30 other dwarves, stabbing out his brain with -chestnut spear- :P
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91689 on: October 17, 2012, 08:33:50 am »

And some jumping on the fortifications, then on that entrance pillar, and then down on the militia commander the friend of 30 other dwarves, stabbing out his brain with -chestnut spear hand spike- :P
And then he is sacrificed to ‼MAGMA‼ in the ensuing dwarven meltdown. However, mission accomplished, so...
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91690 on: October 17, 2012, 08:53:01 am »

Armok no, now I'm imagining elven war-acrobats infiltrating a fortress.

Leaping down onto the battlements from their war eagles!  Some getting shot right out of the air, or missing their jumps and exploding on the ground beneath the walls!
The real question being if, with a sufficiently high skill, could they bounce themselves off of flying bolts? It'd be like one of those missile jumping scenes, only with crossbow bolts.

Then we just need a skill for catching projectiles, and you could have one insane mofo jumping from on high running along one stream of bolts and throwing all the others back at your dwarves. Suddenly melee combat would gain a significantly greater priority :P
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91691 on: October 17, 2012, 09:11:45 am »

Armok no, now I'm imagining elven war-acrobats infiltrating a fortress.

Leaping down onto the battlements from their war eagles!  Some getting shot right out of the air, or missing their jumps and exploding on the ground beneath the walls!
The real question being if, with a sufficiently high skill, could they bounce themselves off of flying bolts? It'd be like one of those missile jumping scenes, only with crossbow bolts.

Then we just need a skill for catching projectiles, and you could have one insane mofo jumping from on high running along one stream of bolts and throwing all the others back at your dwarves. Suddenly melee combat would gain a significantly greater priority :P
Any elf capable of pulling that off would be instantly recognized as the new dwarf monarch.
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91692 on: October 17, 2012, 09:21:11 am »

I would elect that elf.  I'd then try to set him up with a magma chamber throne room.  Such power should not be.  But then he'd probably parkour himself out of there and seek vengeance.  The ploy to elect him mayor to prevent him from destroying the fortress would be all for naught.  Foiled by royalty tradition.
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91693 on: October 17, 2012, 09:35:27 am »

And here we have a magma-proof elf who conquered the dwarven race by sheer acrobatic skill alone.
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Re: [⑨] Things Cirno attempted to eat today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #91694 on: October 17, 2012, 10:27:11 am »

Nice. I can imagine smart players creating a variation of that frog game i forgot the name of. Elf on one side, mind control device on the other side. A minecart railgun shoots minecarts over a deep pit filled with magma. The elf has to jump over the minecarts to reach the mind control device and brutally murder him.
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