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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761469 times)

RedKing

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3825 on: October 16, 2012, 03:19:20 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 16, 2012, 03:16:54 pm
And it will be glorious, if somewhat saturated in lubricant.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3826 on: October 16, 2012, 05:02:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3827 on: October 16, 2012, 05:14:45 pm »
Quote from: Lord Shonus on October 16, 2012, 05:09:31 pm
My nephew's basketball hoop flew away last night.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3828 on: October 16, 2012, 05:17:46 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 16, 2012, 09:36:09 am
...hit him in the eye with an axe?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3829 on: October 16, 2012, 07:01:18 pm »
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But one way or another, eventually the whole thing will collapse in on itself, blow off its outer layers, and become a black hole. This black hole will keep soaking up water, spraying off X-rays in the process, until finally the municipal water department notices what you’ve been doing and shuts off your service.
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The majority of the world’s plants die and the food chain collapses completely. Between the famine and the fires, most life on Earth is wiped out.
Stupid cat.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2012, 07:15:21 pm by iceball3 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3830 on: October 16, 2012, 07:34:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3831 on: October 16, 2012, 08:08:58 pm »
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19:07   <Dutchling>: Does anyone actualy ever finish those kind of games?
19:08   <Dutchling>: finnihs*
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3832 on: October 16, 2012, 08:27:03 pm »
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Rozy~♫♥♪: Dude get with the program and get in my damn oven. You have this in reverse >.o

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Rozy~♫♥♪: I just had the strangest urge to make sure my front yard was unexploded
MaximumZer0: I have not shoulder rammed your front yard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3833 on: October 16, 2012, 09:51:48 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 16, 2012, 06:04:33 pm
If you disassociate from the social norms, you get summarily executed by the bus commissars.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3834 on: October 16, 2012, 10:33:28 pm »
Quote from: Reudh on October 16, 2012, 07:38:54 pm
I think it involved comparing the male genitalia to a knife and two sharpening stones.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3835 on: October 16, 2012, 10:38:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3836 on: October 16, 2012, 10:40:05 pm »
Oh yay my first ever quote on this thread. xD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3837 on: October 16, 2012, 10:51:49 pm »
And it involves balls.

Welcome to the fol-... wrinkle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3838 on: October 16, 2012, 10:56:01 pm »
Quote from: Descan on October 16, 2012, 10:51:49 pm
And it involves balls.

Welcome to the fol-... wrinkle.
Still not fair. I make comment about russian ass grazing horse, and I don't get on?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3839 on: October 16, 2012, 11:26:37 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 10:56:01 pm
Still not fair. I make comment about russian ass grazing horse, and I don't get on?

What?  It's out of context.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.
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