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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15510 on: March 20, 2019, 11:55:29 am »
Quote from: nenjin on March 20, 2019, 11:22:55 am
there has to be something to prevent the player from just fisting their way through the game.
Quote from: PatrikLundell on March 20, 2019, 07:30:03 am
a volcano is is the only thing I know
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15511 on: March 20, 2019, 12:12:47 pm »
godfuckingdammit
you stole the line about fisting
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15512 on: March 20, 2019, 12:26:52 pm »
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« Reply #15513 on: March 20, 2019, 01:22:57 pm »
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« Reply #15514 on: March 23, 2019, 12:56:43 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 22, 2019, 02:30:36 pm
newborn males, being adults, will immediately impregnate their mother/any sisters,
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15515 on: March 23, 2019, 02:25:48 am »
Quote from: wierd on March 23, 2019, 01:59:50 am
I just microwaved some country fried chicken and gravy TV dinner for lunch.  My brain wanted to call it gentrified chicken.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15516 on: March 23, 2019, 05:27:05 am »
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« Reply #15517 on: March 23, 2019, 05:54:27 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15518 on: March 24, 2019, 04:07:14 am »
Quote from: George_Chickens on March 23, 2019, 05:47:45 am
Adolf, indeed, was a historical figure who despised the police force. He hated police so much that the existing police had to be given absolute power so that he could not stop them, and then secret police were formed to do things behind his back.

That's why they were secret police.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15519 on: March 24, 2019, 05:13:18 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on March 23, 2019, 07:17:30 pm
I would've made a pretty good 17th century courtesan.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15520 on: March 26, 2019, 11:50:49 pm »
Quote from: Darkening Kaos on March 26, 2019, 06:59:29 pm
which puts it firmly in banana-bender territory.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15521 on: March 29, 2019, 08:12:34 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on March 29, 2019, 10:08:04 am
I had just done Centipede Giraffe
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15522 on: April 04, 2019, 09:25:34 am »
Quote from: hector13 on April 03, 2019, 11:07:56 pm
I pooped in it and was underwhelmed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15523 on: April 05, 2019, 02:10:10 am »
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« Reply #15524 on: April 05, 2019, 07:19:33 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 05, 2019, 04:36:16 am
I like to *breathes heavily* touch wood *breathes heavily*
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