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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763274 times)

Imic

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15405 on: January 07, 2019, 03:52:42 am »

This is my sword and THIS is my left knee !
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15406 on: January 07, 2019, 07:15:00 pm »

From our many discussions pertaining to ritualistically stabbing one another on rooftops, I know that we are both tall.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15407 on: January 08, 2019, 07:15:53 am »

I became good enough that when I played my piano Instead of stones people would throw panties at me.
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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15408 on: January 09, 2019, 04:41:12 am »

on the topic of hair dicks transmitting stds
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15409 on: January 09, 2019, 12:52:34 pm »

the nananas specifically filled an ecological niche of mindfucking all the other denizens.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15410 on: January 09, 2019, 06:00:54 pm »

Ok, I think my wife is secretly syphilitic. It's the third time I'm getting it.
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Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15411 on: January 10, 2019, 07:20:52 am »

I'm having to constantly buy booze because I keep getting thirsty and I heard bad things happen when you drink from the well
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scriver

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15412 on: January 10, 2019, 07:32:09 am »

DF Economy in a nutshell
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15413 on: January 10, 2019, 04:37:57 pm »

Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15414 on: January 10, 2019, 07:36:05 pm »

I'm going to conquer the world as Lucifer's Daughter... And save Christianity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15415 on: January 10, 2019, 09:05:43 pm »

I tried to conquer the world, in order to stop this maddening, dizzying array of boxes
Going for three of a kind
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15416 on: January 10, 2019, 09:21:17 pm »

Suddenly all three posts disappear and Pathos gains 200 points.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15417 on: January 12, 2019, 12:23:06 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15418 on: January 13, 2019, 03:31:13 am »

but god damn, fuck the motherfucker who invented the throne toilet right in his stupid motherfucking braincunt.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15419 on: January 15, 2019, 04:52:12 pm »

Explosions are the purest physics, but also chemistry, mathematics, philosophy, and basic level Spanish. A huge thermonuclear explosion going for billions of years powers our solar system and keeps us all alive. Truly, stuff blowing up is the very essence of the universe.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
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