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[Imic]

This is my sword and THIS is my left knee !

[scourge728]

From our many discussions pertaining to ritualistically stabbing one another on rooftops, I know that we are both tall.

[Yoink]

I became good enough that when I played my piano Instead of stones people would throw panties at me.

[King Zultan]

on the topic of hair dicks transmitting stds

[scourge728]

the nananas specifically filled an ecological niche of mindfucking all the other denizens.

[Persus13]

Ok, I think my wife is secretly syphilitic. It's the third time I'm getting it.

[Yoink]

I'm having to constantly buy booze because I keep getting thirsty and I heard bad things happen when you drink from the well

[scriver]

DF Economy in a nutshell

[MrRoboto75]

Ravioli Ravioli, the old broad died so now I play a Demon Loli.

[AzyWng]

I'm going to conquer the world as Lucifer's Daughter... And save Christianity.

[Culise]

I tried to conquer the world, in order to stop this maddening, dizzying array of boxes

^{Going for three of a kind}

[Egan_BW]

Suddenly all three posts disappear and Pathos gains 200 points.

[Il Palazzo]

Chewbacca belongs in a museum!

[King Zultan]

but god damn, fuck the motherfucker who invented the throne toilet right in his stupid motherfucking braincunt.

[Yoink]

Explosions are the purest physics, but also chemistry, mathematics, philosophy, and basic level Spanish. A huge thermonuclear explosion going for billions of years powers our solar system and keeps us all alive. Truly, stuff blowing up is the very essence of the universe.