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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762933 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14265 on: December 14, 2017, 12:44:24 pm »
TBH I don't care if it was human or computer written. It's still highly amusing.

Also we should probably move on before Derm gets mad about too much discussion. >.>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14266 on: December 14, 2017, 01:18:47 pm »
Quote from: bloop_bleep on December 14, 2017, 12:39:44 pm
It has quite obviously been written by an actual human, not a bot. Bots never create grammar as perfect as this, and are very, very, rarely even coherent. Sorry to spoil the party.
Actually, the individual paragraphs and dialogue strings were written by bots, and then the best selections were pulled out and compiled. He explains it all in the blog.

Humans have incredible difficulty creating things with just that degree of random, while bots have a much easier time of things, oddly enough. It's the one type of humor they can do well.

Of course it's made way better by collaboration, like all Human or AI endeavors.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14267 on: December 14, 2017, 01:20:10 pm »
Quote from: bloop_bleep on December 14, 2017, 12:39:44 pm
It has quite obviously been written by an actual human, not a bot. Bots never create grammar as perfect as this, and are very, very, rarely even coherent. Sorry to spoil the party.
it wasn't written by a bot, it was written by markov strings. people just picked the best stuff and put it together in a narrative.
edit: didn't see the post above. sorry if the post came off as me trying to look smarter, that was not my intent.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2017, 01:25:57 pm by deathpunch578 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14268 on: December 14, 2017, 01:41:37 pm »
What I want to know is whether Harry was gonna eat Hermione after dipping her.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14269 on: December 14, 2017, 01:59:26 pm »
Well it was hot sauce...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14270 on: December 14, 2017, 02:26:42 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 14, 2017, 01:18:47 pm
Quote from: bloop_bleep on December 14, 2017, 12:39:44 pm
It has quite obviously been written by an actual human, not a bot. Bots never create grammar as perfect as this, and are very, very, rarely even coherent. Sorry to spoil the party.
Actually, the individual paragraphs and dialogue strings were written by bots, and then the best selections were pulled out and compiled. He explains it all in the blog.

Humans have incredible difficulty creating things with just that degree of random, while bots have a much easier time of things, oddly enough. It's the one type of humor they can do well.

Of course it's made way better by collaboration, like all Human or AI endeavors.

Ah, so it was selectively removed. It makes more sense now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14271 on: December 14, 2017, 05:37:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14272 on: December 14, 2017, 06:32:21 pm »
Quote from: Khan Boyzitbig on December 14, 2017, 01:59:26 pm
Well it was hot sauce...

And there was a line about how Harry was feeling hungrier than ever...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14273 on: December 15, 2017, 04:10:47 pm »
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« Reply #14274 on: December 15, 2017, 10:14:23 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14275 on: December 17, 2017, 07:31:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14276 on: December 18, 2017, 02:49:37 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14277 on: December 18, 2017, 07:44:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14278 on: December 18, 2017, 09:01:43 pm »
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« Reply #14279 on: December 18, 2017, 10:04:10 pm »
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