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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762888 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14250 on: December 11, 2017, 08:36:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14251 on: December 12, 2017, 11:32:36 am »
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He just wants a chance to put his dick into an elder xeno god again, can't blame him for that. After all, once you go eldritch you're forever its bitch.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14252 on: December 12, 2017, 10:39:58 pm »
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Discussion of metaphysical animating forces doesn't seem to come up as often as fancy terms for disliking people...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14253 on: December 13, 2017, 01:26:12 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14254 on: December 13, 2017, 03:08:59 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14255 on: December 13, 2017, 10:16:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14256 on: December 14, 2017, 06:44:12 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14257 on: December 14, 2017, 06:52:53 am »
What in the hell is even going on there? XD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14258 on: December 14, 2017, 07:54:44 am »
Hagrid got replaced by a horny pig. And Harry is an idiot as usual.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14259 on: December 14, 2017, 07:58:32 am »
I'm going to risk Derm's wrath by clarifying, but I meant with the whole thing, not just Bumber's quotes. That was certainly a strange read.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14260 on: December 14, 2017, 08:17:17 am »
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on December 14, 2017, 07:58:32 am
I'm going to risk Derm's wrath by clarifying, but I meant with the whole thing, not just Bumber's quotes. That was certainly a strange read.
This is 'funny quotes', not 'out of context only'. :P

Have the context :3
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14261 on: December 14, 2017, 09:32:37 am »
I think the funniest part about all that was Voldemort's passive-aggressive anti-hermione T-shirt. And Hermione's immediate and thorough reaction to it.

Either that or "BEEF WOMEN,"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14262 on: December 14, 2017, 09:51:33 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 14, 2017, 09:32:37 am
I think the funniest part about all that was Voldemort's passive-aggressive anti-hermione T-shirt. And Hermione's immediate and thorough reaction to it.

Either that or "BEEF WOMEN,"
Spoiler: Yep, that one got me. (click to show/hide)
There is more, and it is all fun. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14263 on: December 14, 2017, 11:29:43 am »
Oh thats a good load of crazy laugh inducing near insanity. I won't go look at the full thing, lest I need to breathe.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14264 on: December 14, 2017, 12:39:44 pm »
It has quite obviously been written by an actual human, not a bot. Bots never create grammar as perfect as this, and are very, very, rarely even coherent. Sorry to spoil the party.
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