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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762981 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14280 on: December 19, 2017, 02:41:54 am »
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Says the great asshole, poop gingerly falling from his mouth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14281 on: December 19, 2017, 02:44:14 am »
Quote from: LordPorkins on December 18, 2017, 10:33:44 am
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT A COMMUNISTIC SNAKE ON OUR TEAM
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14282 on: December 19, 2017, 03:02:10 am »
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I'm giving up now because you've earned my respect and because I suspect I'm the only one left
Mandy and Brock both fell out the airlock I'm not hearing a word from the engine block
and my rock has now locked himself in the head to stew in his dread and my slugs are all dead
My last engie vacated to sort out a fault in the shield generator but it seems that my zoltan
hadn't quite told him that the shields are in embers and yes, I remember, YOU DO NOT ACCEPT SURRENDER.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14283 on: December 19, 2017, 03:29:15 am »
Quote from: Graknorke on November 04, 2014, 02:32:05 pm
Quote from: LordBaal on November 04, 2014, 02:23:52 pm
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!
Alpha Centauri gets an interstellar shotgun blast to the face.
Suck it, Planet!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14284 on: December 19, 2017, 05:49:02 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 19, 2017, 03:29:15 am
Quote from: Graknorke on November 04, 2014, 02:32:05 pm
Quote from: LordBaal on November 04, 2014, 02:23:52 pm
Quote from: Levi on November 04, 2014, 02:07:11 pm
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!
Alpha Centauri gets an interstellar shotgun blast to the face.
Suck it, Planet!


Telling a semi-sentient planet with psychic powers and an immune system that's literal mind AND body rape for whatever it's fighting against to "suck it" is a great way to ensure humanity's survival as a species. Especially after lodging a starship's worth of buckshot into its brain-moss.


(That said, I do try to burn down all the fungus every game, so I tell Planet to suck it as well.)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14285 on: December 19, 2017, 10:37:08 am »
« Last Edit: December 19, 2017, 10:52:46 am by Imic »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14286 on: December 19, 2017, 10:42:32 am »
Quote from: some comment section on youtube
To defeat the abyss, one must get really angry and snort a lot of drugs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14287 on: December 19, 2017, 03:20:27 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on December 19, 2017, 10:42:32 am
Quote from: some comment section on youtube
To defeat the abyss, one must get really angry and snort a lot of drugs.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14288 on: December 19, 2017, 03:25:08 pm »
WTF dude why you gotta be posting context in the OOCQ thread
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14289 on: December 19, 2017, 04:47:11 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on December 19, 2017, 03:25:08 pm
WTF dude why you gotta be posting

Quote from: Arx on December 19, 2017, 03:54:54 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14290 on: December 19, 2017, 08:52:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14291 on: December 19, 2017, 09:46:54 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14292 on: December 19, 2017, 09:57:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14293 on: December 19, 2017, 09:58:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14294 on: December 19, 2017, 10:15:21 pm »
Retroactive!

Quote from: Dermonster on September 06, 2010, 05:02:46 pm
ATTENTION!

Okay, I'll stop, lol. Though we probably should stop this sillyness anyway before dermonster gets mad.
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