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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1713434 times)

ReynTheLord

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13395 on: January 08, 2017, 07:30:03 pm »
"I'm snoring after having sex" (From critical role)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13396 on: January 09, 2017, 09:16:08 am »
Spoiler: I serve people. (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13397 on: January 10, 2017, 12:03:53 am »
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screaming at the top of your lungs, "WHO FUCKING FARTED!!!" then proceeding to shoot yourself in the head while the people around process who farted so bad for a man to commit suicide on the spot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13398 on: January 10, 2017, 05:52:59 am »
Spoiler: That came out wrong, but "fixing" it.... (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13399 on: January 11, 2017, 01:29:24 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on January 10, 2017, 10:38:51 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13400 on: January 11, 2017, 07:01:28 am »
Yet another CKII goodness, but this time it's straight from /r/ckII!

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"Look at the tits on that newborn!"

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I guess everything related to CKII is 100% pure gold.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13401 on: January 11, 2017, 08:47:53 am »
I saw that when it was posted. Maybe Ck2 is a bit cheating :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13402 on: January 11, 2017, 03:33:50 pm »
It's unofficially banned from /r/nocontext for being "easy mode".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13403 on: January 11, 2017, 04:58:47 pm »
I believe Dwarf Fortress is as well.

Kinda hard to get away from that here, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13404 on: January 11, 2017, 05:10:19 pm »
Okay, no more CKII quotes.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13405 on: January 11, 2017, 05:24:16 pm »
Nah, it's fine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13406 on: January 11, 2017, 05:38:36 pm »
Being 'easy' does not make them less funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13407 on: January 11, 2017, 06:08:30 pm »
I'm ok with 'easy' quotes only as long they aren't spammed.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13408 on: January 11, 2017, 07:11:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13409 on: January 12, 2017, 11:16:02 am »
Quote from: Cattani on January 12, 2017, 05:25:34 am
Knocking up and taming a trike is relatively easy
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